Go ahead, order your thing, I'll just wait over there
Don't wanna make you wait, see, wouldn't be really fair
Hmm-mmm, I just don't think it's fair, hey, yeah, mmm
'Cause I'm not merely hungry, order's ridiculous
Might wanna sit far from me, I'll need a lot more room for this
Ah, yeah-ee, gonna need room for this, uh-uh, yeah

I need more than a burger to fill my stomach's hole
And most of those need many substitutions, you know
So give me a plate, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
That is only full of nuggets, nuggets, nuggets
Could say "uncomplicated" is the range of my tastes
But that does not explain the sheer size of my intake
Give me a huge plate, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
That has a huge pile of nuggets, nuggets, nuggets

"Wait, is that all you're eatin'?" I can't answer you yet
'Cause to waste time explainin' is to make these cold as shit
Oh-oh-oh, that's a thing you'd regret, bro
So any sort of Q and then A is gonna have to just wait
I've got enough chicken lumps for five whole birds in this lunch
And I don't want cold ones, oh-oh-oh

You can't be that surprised, dude, by this point you should know
That this is all I order, no matter where we go
Always get a plate, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
That is only full of nuggets, nuggets, nuggets
It's why I order sep'rately, you don't wanna pay
For all this deep-fried bird meat that'll go in my face
Such a massive plate, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
With a giant pile of nuggets, nuggets, nuggets

Oh-oh, all I want is all the nuggets, nuggets, nuggets
Buddy, can't stop me from eatin' nuggets, nuggets, nuggets (you can't stop me, mate)
Buddy, I'm in love with eatin' nuggets, nuggets, nuggets (oh-ooh)
I just can't stop eatin' nuggets, oh no, ayy

Already know the way that you'll say that my health cannot be great
You think I don't know that, bud? I'm well aware but I'm stuck
Too addicted to nugs

It's almost autopilot ev'rytime that we go
To any shop that lets me buy these meat lumps in droves
I can't not exchange, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (no)
A whole lotta cash for nuggets, nuggets, nuggets (a whole lotta moolah)
And so if I collapse under my own massive weight (huge weight)
Won't tell you not to save me, I'd just tell you to save
Your shock and dismay, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh)
No bet that I'd die from nuggets, nuggets, nuggets (ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (kinda eat 'em with a shovel)
Hoo (buddy), I still chew, I'm not a moron
Ooh-ooh-ooh (ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (ooh-whoa-oh-ho-oh) (still have zero plan on stoppin')
Hoo-ooh (ha-ah-ah-ah) (oh-oh, hey)