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Song Parodies -> "Don't Call Me Liebchen"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Call Me Angel"
Original Performer:
Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Call Me Liebchen"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Svengali has lapsed into the public domain. It would be neat to see a re-make of this Barrymoore classic. Maybe Miley could play the part of Trilby. Jayquin Pheinix might make a good Svengali. But the casting directors in 'the colony' know best. You know those, 'Don't call us. We'll call you', folks.
Please, Svengali - LEAVE ME!
You ain't all that nice
Don't call me liebchen
You can't hypnotize
Ain't yours for keepin'
You're one creepy guy (yeah, you're creepy)
Even though you make those eyes (you can't break me)
Don't call me liebchen
Uh, don't call me liebchen - I'm not impressed
Don't call me liebchen, not here at your behest
You know I, I am not your toy
Uh, my name is Trilby, and my voice is blessed
So say my name like I was a countess
You"re not that successful, and you're such a pest
Do you really want to break me?
Do you want to take me captive, yeah?
What is with all the deep looks
Just keep your creepy eyes shut
Please, Svengali - BE GONE!
I won't tell you twice
Don't call me liebchen
I like other guys
You best be leavin'
I can't sympathise (way, too needy)
Despite all your good advice (you're so greedy)
Don't call me liebchen
I a
I don't need your voice lessons
You're sizing up my talents, oh yeah
Keep your game to yourself
I know what you're about
I can tell what you're like, and you want me, yeah
So don"t you try staring deeply
Might work with Cher, but not me, yeah
Oh, I know what your type is like Sonny
Keep your eyes looking down
I'm not your singing clown
Yeah, creep your eyes can spellbound (oh yeah)
Please, Svegali we're friends
You ain't got no right
To call me liebchen
Get out of my sight
Ain't got no reason
To, exploit my plight (cause, I'm lonely)
I wont feed your appetite (you're too hungry)
Don't call me liebchen
You ingratiate the way you watch me, with your eyes
You stare me down, you look me up, you try to get me Mesmerized
You're getting older, now you're becoming bolder
You don't think I realize
Can't appreciate the way you want me, it's my life(my life)
I'll settle down, I'll tie the knot, but I'll never be your wife
Without me you"re such a looser, why you staring?
God, You're eyes are like a knife
Don't like being pressured, so don't call me liebchen
Please, Svengali, repent
How you sleep at night?
Don't call me liebchen
Oh, go fly a kite
I ain't your woman
You just ain't my type (yeah, youis ugly)
Now that you have heard me gripe (I'm not bitchy)
Don't call me liebchen
Liebchen
Don't call me liebchen (my name's Trilby)
Don't call me liebchen
You ain't all that nice
Don't call me liebchen
You can't hypnotize
Ain't yours for keepin'
You're one creepy guy (yeah, you're creepy)
Even though you make those eyes (you can't break me)
Don't call me liebchen
Uh, don't call me liebchen - I'm not impressed
Don't call me liebchen, not here at your behest
You know I, I am not your toy
Uh, my name is Trilby, and my voice is blessed
So say my name like I was a countess
You"re not that successful, and you're such a pest
Do you really want to break me?
Do you want to take me captive, yeah?
What is with all the deep looks
Just keep your creepy eyes shut
Please, Svengali - BE GONE!
I won't tell you twice
Don't call me liebchen
I like other guys
You best be leavin'
I can't sympathise (way, too needy)
Despite all your good advice (you're so greedy)
Don't call me liebchen
I a
I don't need your voice lessons
You're sizing up my talents, oh yeah
Keep your game to yourself
I know what you're about
I can tell what you're like, and you want me, yeah
So don"t you try staring deeply
Might work with Cher, but not me, yeah
Oh, I know what your type is like Sonny
Keep your eyes looking down
I'm not your singing clown
Yeah, creep your eyes can spellbound (oh yeah)
Please, Svegali we're friends
You ain't got no right
To call me liebchen
Get out of my sight
Ain't got no reason
To, exploit my plight (cause, I'm lonely)
I wont feed your appetite (you're too hungry)
Don't call me liebchen
You ingratiate the way you watch me, with your eyes
You stare me down, you look me up, you try to get me Mesmerized
You're getting older, now you're becoming bolder
You don't think I realize
Can't appreciate the way you want me, it's my life(my life)
I'll settle down, I'll tie the knot, but I'll never be your wife
Without me you"re such a looser, why you staring?
God, You're eyes are like a knife
Don't like being pressured, so don't call me liebchen
Please, Svengali, repent
How you sleep at night?
Don't call me liebchen
Oh, go fly a kite
I ain't your woman
You just ain't my type (yeah, youis ugly)
Now that you have heard me gripe (I'm not bitchy)
Don't call me liebchen
Liebchen
Don't call me liebchen (my name's Trilby)
Don't call me liebchen
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Great to see a nod to this celluloid classic.
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