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Song Parodies -> "Teeny Proviso"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet but Psycho"
Original Performer:
Ava Max
Parody Song Title:
"Teeny Proviso"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "Run Away" self-challenge. I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, one small-ish proviso, titan to your eyes, though
But I'm not signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
You want my works? That's fair, they're epic
But what won't work is to just nick 'em
No, we'll need a plan, take two seconds
Can't just make off with my blessin'
No, no
Must play alo-o-ong, do the things I wa-a-ant
Or I'm sayin' "No, no"
Be sayin' "Yes, yes, yes" to wearin' this rubber dress (rubber dress)
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, one more small proviso, you protest, I'm right, though
Or I'm not signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Have to fill your pants with gravy, I think that might sate me
Wait, no, I've got some more on the way
Oh, one teeny proviso, some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
I think you said that you were hopin'
To make some bread, so don't be mopin'
That the green will not be comin'
'Til you agree to start jump-ropin'
Go, go
Just play alo-o-ong, got more things I wa-a-ant
Or else I'll say "No (no, no, no), no (no, bro)"
Start sayin' "Yes, yes, yes" to wearin' pants on your head (oh, ho-oh-oh)
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, once more, a proviso, they'll rack up in time, so
Deal for the signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Get a tattoo of a baby on your cheeks, might sate me
And, yes, I mean both ass and your face
Oh, one teeny proviso, some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
You've got the deed, already signed
Think I'll just make this one part underlined
It allows me to up and change
What's on your end of the deal, written plain
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, got tons more provisos, why? Cause I'm an asshole
Glad to be signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Won't do more with 'em, I'm lazy, but also I'm crazy
You didn't read, so go shag that crane
Oh, one teeny proviso (oh), some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, one small-ish proviso, titan to your eyes, though
But I'm not signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
You want my works? That's fair, they're epic
But what won't work is to just nick 'em
No, we'll need a plan, take two seconds
Can't just make off with my blessin'
No, no
Must play alo-o-ong, do the things I wa-a-ant
Or I'm sayin' "No, no"
Be sayin' "Yes, yes, yes" to wearin' this rubber dress (rubber dress)
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, one more small proviso, you protest, I'm right, though
Or I'm not signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Have to fill your pants with gravy, I think that might sate me
Wait, no, I've got some more on the way
Oh, one teeny proviso, some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
I think you said that you were hopin'
To make some bread, so don't be mopin'
That the green will not be comin'
'Til you agree to start jump-ropin'
Go, go
Just play alo-o-ong, got more things I wa-a-ant
Or else I'll say "No (no, no, no), no (no, bro)"
Start sayin' "Yes, yes, yes" to wearin' pants on your head (oh, ho-oh-oh)
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, once more, a proviso, they'll rack up in time, so
Deal for the signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Get a tattoo of a baby on your cheeks, might sate me
And, yes, I mean both ass and your face
Oh, one teeny proviso, some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
You've got the deed, already signed
Think I'll just make this one part underlined
It allows me to up and change
What's on your end of the deal, written plain
Oh, one teeny proviso, a little proviso
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Oh, got tons more provisos, why? Cause I'm an asshole
Glad to be signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
Won't do more with 'em, I'm lazy, but also I'm crazy
You didn't read, so go shag that crane
Oh, one teeny proviso (oh), some little provisos
'Fore I start signin' off-fa-fa all my rights
I now have more parodies than years labelled Anno Domini, yet that intro quote is still as close as I'll get to doing a Star Wars parody. Cause that well's so dry, Sadako's dying of thirst in there.
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