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Song Parodies -> "Suddenly Deer"

Original Song Title:

"Blood, Sweat & Tears"

Original Performer:

Ava Max

Parody Song Title:

"Suddenly Deer"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's late at night, you can't see shit when suddenly, BOOM! Bambi wants to say hi!
Late nights, it's true
Not in my right head, pretty close to driftin'
Right off to snooze
And that's pretty bad enough when you're standin'
But when in the car drivin', it's mad
I know I should stop it but I can't

Yeah, 'cause I'm kept awake by sudden deer, ah-ooh-ooh
It's quite the jerk when they show up right here, ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Takin' ev'ry risk to save 'em, traffic laws, I'm breakin', I don't wanna roadkill you
My thanks for wakin' me, wild sudden deer, ah-ooh-ooh

The late night fade
Only beaten by that cervine surprise, yeah
The jump scare wakes
Mostly brake in time though we do survive, so
I don't think I should call someone, man
Oh-oh-oh, just because there's holes where antlers land

Yeah, when I get saved by the sudden deer, ah-ooh-ooh
It's too much work so it'll stay right here, ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
In the storied realm of "Save it for a story", takin' a pic's all that I can do
That's if they don't just leave, wild sudden deer, ah-ooh-ooh
Na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Yeah, paperwork at night ain't fun
Na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na (oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh), na-na-na-na, oh, na

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Yeah, night drives halted by sudden deer, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Yeah, night drives halted by the sudden deer (oh-oh-oh-ho, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah), ah-ooh-ooh (yeah-ee-yeah-eah-heah-ee)
Is somethin' that happens a lot 'round here, ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm in zero mood for wastin' time to make a statement, just wanna get home, it's true
So not the first to deal with sudden friggin' deer (ah-ah-hoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh), ah-ooh-ooh
Na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na-n-n-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

The Australian version is, of course, kangaroos. Though with less "literal deer in the headlights" and more "hope the car works because they WILL mess you up".

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