-> "Paid Informant"
Original Song Title:
"Waiting for Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Paid Informant"
The Lyrics
Hey, y'all, stand still, I'm afraid that your eyes have wool
Someone here's lied to each face, straight spreadin' bull
Been takin' all that we hide, big and small handfuls
And chose to reveal it
To ev'ry type of cop, they're a real sheep-skinned wolf
This ain't a josh or a joke, gonna have to pull
Out this city, but first we have to take this wolf
And leave 'em hard of breathin'
What tool could expose us?
Were those cryin' tears pure bogus?
That pledge to not share what we're knowin'
Where's that paid informant? Paid informant
Man, if I had my way
That little snitchin' bastard will find a mass of pain
Hang on, I'm the boss here, that hurts my choice, great
Where's that paid informant? Paid informant must speak up now
Have to flush out this spy then we'll have to pull
Out this town, hard to crime when you're known in full
Thanks to one weasel guy who's "friend" talk was bull
It's so hard to believe it
Find him, I have spoken
Need this asshole's femurs broken
Melt all his assets into tokens
Where's that paid informant? Paid informant
Ev'ryone has hightailed
Out of the room? Alright, can take five, I wanted space
Just a bit of time to then work out my play
I'm the paid informant, paid informant, can't flush me out
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