-> "In Round Two"
Original Song Title:
"Without You"
Original Performer:
Avicii ft. Sandro Cavazza
Parody Song Title:
"In Round Two"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Though I trounced you so easily
In round two is where you'll beat me?
That's your claim and it has to be
The most pathetic thing to see
Don't try to say that it's only fair
That's a lie, what's true is no-one cares
If you could take my ass on in round two
Because you'll only get stomped in round two
You don't sound confident and so I doubt you
Actually want a round two
No rematch for the throne in round two
Just a new knockout in round two
There ain't no way I'm goin' down in round two
Nobody here wants that fight in round two
Lyin' there in a bloody smear
Really clutchin' at straws, I fear
For you to pretend I'm leavin' here
'Cause your next victory is clear
Dude, if a rematch was in the air
You would find if afterlife's out there
Guessin' that's not what you'd want in round two
Another painful curb-stomp in round two
And to be honest, I don't wanna pound you
Into the ground in round two
Don't like reruns, they'd blow in round two
Somethin' should change up in round two
But that won't happen with you, doubtin' round two
Won't be a slaughter aired live, no round twos
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