Already feelin' like dea-eath, I know this day will suck
And that wo-on't be changin' just because of this rub
You might think I'd be ecstatic but I know better, bud
Stupid teacher's never sho-owin' u-up

Stuck here til the da-ay ends, just off the wee-eekend
Catch up on slee-eepin? That's detention ri-ight away
Starin' at the-e clock, countin' ticks a-and tocks
Until the bell goe-oes off and it's recess ti-ime, hooray
Brain (brain) won't engage at all toda-ay (da-ay)
Find that lame, I really ha-ate (ha-ate)
When I'm wastin' time this lo-o-ong (oh-oh)

It's true that all of my frie-iends are all runnin' amok
Got those whi-iteboard markers drawin' boners and junk
Singin' random songs real badly and super loud because
Our dumb teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Might be great for them, not me, cause I'm not li-ike that
I'm a swo-ot, whatever, you can kiss my fat ass
I won't thro-ow chairs arou-ound at my buddies just cause
Our dumb teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up

I look out at the-e park, still can't see hi-is car (shoot)
None of his la-ate starts have been quite this ba-ad, must say ('fraid so)
The whole class just goes nuts, used to join the-em, but
Now this constant rut's lost it's bite, cause i-it won't change
Lame (lame) that this day will be the sa-ame (sa-ame)
As a lame-ass Saturda-ay (da-ay)
No escape from it at a-a-all

I'm sick of all of my frie-iends, how they're runnin' amok
Scrawl in a-all their textbooks, drawin' wieners and junk
Seven flavours of obnoxious up in here, all because
Our dumb teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Why no substitute to teach? I plain don't kno-ow, man
That would mea-ean his absence would be part of some plan
It's just fai-ail goin' do-own, makin' me real pissed off
Cause our teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up

La-ame, won't enga-age my stu-upid brain
All my ma-ates are a-actin' cra-azed
Hundredth da-ay it's ha-appened, sucks
Oh-oh

And still my stupid-ass frie-iends keep on runnin' amok
Snortin' cha-alk dust after they've drawn doodles and junk
Wish I was of age for liquor (woo), I'd feel better while drunk
Friggin' teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Where's the principal? Could be drunk himself no-ow, man
Wond'rin' why-y he hasn't gotten our teacher sacked (should be sa-acked)
Three o-clo-ock's comin' rou-ound, guess who's absent? Same schmuck
Yes, our teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh (why'd I show up toda-ay?), teacher's never sho-owin' u-up
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh (la-de-da-de-die), teacher's never sho-owin' u-up (asshole's never showin' up)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh (hahahahahahaha), oh-oh-whoa-oh, teacher's never sho-owin' u-up