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Song Parodies -> "Thank You For Making Me Broke"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You For Making Me Broke"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This song is about the neglect of the North American citizen and the bad choices from our leaders therein.
(Piano intro)

Yeah, we’re stuck living with cancer
But they never feel the pain
Our money’s just for violence
Those nations all got it
No clooosure

Thank you for making me broke
Now our border needs repair
The wall is wide open illegals can stay
And you are debtor

After when the curve did flatten
And the kids are taught how to squirt
The conditional priming, will grow up as whining
They go and rob a store

And thank you for making me broke
Now our border needs repair
When a leader can only deflect and shift blame
You’ve got a fetter

Carrrrbon tax will maaaake us pay
So we don’t use cars
(New) homes built fast untrue
They’re not masterminds

So thank you for making me broke
Now we wait for an air strike
The tank of a Bradley
Protesting en masse
‘Cause we all know better

(Piano outro)
I'm still planning to finish off my Tea Party album tribute to the entertainment industry.

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American Citizen - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
If you think THAT's bad, just wait until you're homeless and starving too!
G_RandomPerson - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Well done AV, that pretty much describes the last 8.5 years of Canada right there.
Arch Vile - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
I was trying to integrate the issues in Canada and the US. The overlap is there.
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
It's a shame they didn't show Brooks Shield's body after it was lit on fire in that scene, she's smoking hot!

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