-> "Fat and Thin"
Original Song Title:
"Boys and Girls (featuring 柴田知美)"
Parody Song Title:
"Fat and Thin"
The Lyrics
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
(Fat and thin! It is the same!)
Fat and thin
Thin and (It’s one and the same!)
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
You know the fats all eat so un-expectable
They say that they don’t eat much; it’s hypocritical
Just wanna ask one question hypothetical
What the bloody hell? (That’s what we said!)
Those big fat bellies are for the “food predators”
Hypnotic fat just draws them all to eat out
Emotional when there are no other feeders!
What the bloody hell? (That’s what we said!)
I know burgers and hotdogs are much the same
In terms of weight gain
I know so why is it heart attacks can cause you pain?
It seems pretty lame
Fat and thin is one and the same
We all eat the same food, but in a different way
And that’s the problem with going so insane
Someone takes our food (And that’s you!)
Fat and thin is one and the same
Proportions mean a lot when we are feeling shame
We’ll never change and that is our own way
Give us back our food! (Because it’s you!)
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
Fat and thin
Thin and fat
Them crazy thin kids all just think they are all right
Making those jokes about how we will eat their bikes
I’m sorry we all have butts, that means we’re not white
What the bloody hell? (That’s what we said!)
They never can eat doughnuts in the way we can
Coz they always have to feed us and never understand
Oh, god. Don’t eat it, start acting like you’re full
What the bloody hell? (That’s what we said!)
I know burgers and hotdogs are much the same
In terms of weight gain
I know so why is it heart attacks can cause you pain?
It seems pretty lame
Fat and thin is one and the same
We all eat the same food, but in a different way
And that’s the problem with going so insane
Someone takes our food (And that’s you!)
Fat and thin is one and the same
Proportions mean a lot when we are feeling shame
We’ll never change and that is our own way
Give us back our food! (Because it’s you!)
Hey all the fat guys (Yeah!)
Now don’t be eating so late
Ain’t no reason to get thin if you have gained so much weight
And all the thin guys (Yeah!)
Why you need to be thin?
I want some food, yeah right now and I do not wanna wait
Hey all the fat guys (Yeah!)
Now don’t be eating so late
Ain’t no reason to get thin if you have gained so much weight
And all the thin guys (Yeah!)
Why you need to be thin?
I want some food, yeah right now and I do not wanna wait
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Fat and thin is one and the same
We all eat the same food, but in a different way
And that’s the problem with going so insane
Someone takes our food (And that’s you!)
Fat and thin is one and the same
Proportions mean a lot when we are feeling shame
We’ll never change and that is our own way
Give us back our food! (Because it’s you!)
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