The vegans are taking over...

Getting lunch, from Taco Bell
Put it in my mouth, I heard a vegan yell
Vegans are on Facebook
And posting lots of "great" stuff

Animals, can't eat them
It's "unethical" so instead they're fuckin 'em
Pullin' up at Kaiser
"Eat meat or you'll die, sir"

Vegans would have cancer
From their diet, but then they serve
Tofu, it's the "answer"

All the vegans go to bed, with pigs and chicken hens
Their dicks are their meat source
Once the vegans start to die, we'll have a good time
We won't hear complaints when we eat

The vegans are taking over...

Protestin' at the mill
Catch up with the vegan squad at Veggie Grill
Eating balls of veggies
What a bunch of pussies

Animals, kissin' them
Some cows don't like it so they're rapin' 'em
They're always swallowing
Jizz is their main protein

Vegans are fans of boredom
We all can't support 'em
They jerk off to animal porn

All the vegans go to jail, they're all zoo-fails
Chris Hansen, get those sickos
Once the vegans start to die, then it's party time
We won't have those cringe vegan memes

A vegan doesn't eat meat
That makes 'em fuckin' gay

All the vegans go to Hell, they did 9/12
So dumb they got the date wrong...