Sweet! I got invited to a Poker Game!
I'm conflicted while I'm chillin' with my buds
They always seem to know what card I'm gonna play
They predict it and they always call my bluff

They always call my bluff, They always call my bluff
They always call my bluff, They... always call my bluff

Buddy, I swear that you are cheatin'
My poker chips you keep stealin'
Dejection, Cash flow's impeded
Collection, You've got my dollars streamin', Screamin'
Doug knows what I'm thinkin'
Pull on my collar, I'm screwed and steamin'
Did they see my frown while seethin'?

Money, money's pulled from my wallet, Thievin'

Earl's sharp eyes have kept on screenin'
Could he hear me sing when good cards are pleasin'?
This guy's sneaky, He hears my dry-heavin'

He's pluckin' each dime till that pile's gleamin'

These douchebags think I'm a clown, More cash I'm whippin' out
That soon will not be mine since my face I cannot shroud
And they always call my bluff

Damn! I'm sick and tired of this Poker Game!
With these d*ckheads who're just here to snatch my bucks
They always seem to know what card I'm gonna play
They're all d*ckheads and they always call my bluff

They always call my bluff, They always call my bluff
They always call my bluff, They... always call my bluff

Buddy's gonna make me be a hobo
Since this game will not stop till I'm so broke
I've been beat, Think I'm hexed bro
Not sure how my Full House was exposed, damn
My eyes cannot move in my specs, cripes!
Heard my heart pound and a groan from intestines
My pits smell when I'm cursed and I'm stressed-like
My palms are sweatin' but in gloves I am dressed fine...
In my mouth I taste bile, I'll munch Combos
Heard me sigh and my cash is gone pronto
Don't think I'm a coward cause I'm macho
More cards you're dealin' and... I sold my condo!

It's crazy but beer I'll down and clear out my account
They pick up every sign but this time I will be proud
This time they won't call my bluff

Damn! I'm going bankrupt from this Poker Game!
I'm conflicted since these guys are really rough
They always seem to know what card I'm gonna play
They predict it and they always call my bluff

"This... has got me pissed-off!"

Pissed off... Pissed off...
I'm... so... mad... (Pissed off!)
Flopped, Played on my desktop
Won, This time I'm just shocked
Dropped, Whole buncha big bucks
I've... ran out of good luck (Pissed off!)
I-I, should-should, just-just, quit-quit
Glanced at my face, Yanked my money
Doug grabbed a haul-haul, I'm straight outta green
It's nuts, These pricks got the best of me (Pissed off!)
So twisted, Seat placement... helped out these... dudes
Reflection... of my deck... they can check (Pissed off!)
There's a huge mirror right behind me
And still I had no clue how they all beat me (... beat me)
I'm... so... mad... (Pissed off!)