Hey, I know the noise of the startup screen from your room
Playin' a game like you almost all the time do
But I expect diff'rent songs from your television
Than the first one ever
The overture swells, I'm wonderin' how that's caused, I
Ask you why and you just yell out "Bastard!"
My eyes roll as I recall former panic-fests
You're such a resetter

Now I know it sucks to die, the game's a jerk
And to retry the whole dungeon drains time
But here's a "but", a "but", a "but", a "but", a "but"
I must say: maybe it's the wrong way
Don't reset, I fear that you'll never get much better
If you do the same damn fight in slightly diff'rent ways
It's a bad habit that you need to crack or the game is lost
Hey, you're such a resetter

With each death blow, you reach over to restart the game
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter
If it was known to work, no comments would come out my face
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter

I head up to your room just to check how you're feeling
If your controller's wedged inside the ceiling
That somehow would bring hope that you'd give up the lost cause
Let me explain it
'Cause no matter how much that you insist on it
There's no proper evidence that much will change
Offerings to the Random Number God always go to hell
Hey, you're such a resetter

Just let it go, the death blow won't destroy your whole game
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter
Do you want no XP growth just because you're real enraged?
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter

For your perfect run, you're actin' so madly
Sure the sight from your bedroom window
Would look like a screensaver, geez

Hate how you're ignoring my advice, please don't blank me
Way you seethe with each fail kinda scares me
I know I've been there in the darkness
And failed to get better
So I took advantage of the long trek to the last death of mine
Practised lots, got more health items along the way
Found some monsters way easier to smash, capped my lives as well
Hey, I'm not a resetter

I really hope that you'll go far from this style of play
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter
The start song notes need to go the hell outside of my brain
You're such a resetter, -setter, -setter, -setter
You're such a resetter