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Song Parodies -> "Grill This Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Kill This Love"
Original Performer:
BLΛƆKPIИK
Parody Song Title:
"Grill This Lunch"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Nothing really wrong with eating the same thing for lunch day-in, day-out. Just as long as a) you know what you're doing and b) you don't try to force your friends to join you. That's just being a douche.
Yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Same shit, isn't fair, this sucks
Yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
Seems that ev'rytime that I choose to drop on by
You're always refusin' my offer to bring lunch, ain't nice
I would honour that request if I knew not what came next
'Cause your counter-offer is always the same thing, I'm pissed
Take your jaw off of the floor, uh, can't be a big shock, you dork, uh
Pass on my bakery run (run) to push the stuff that you adore (ah)
And that stuff's always the same friggin' shit, can't eat any more, want some variance
I gotta be totally honest, man, what you keep cookin' is more of a dinner thing, just my opinion
Can we eat somethin' new? I don't want what you got
Don't start (don't start) it up, it sucks
If it was what I longed for, I would ask straight up
My guts (my guts) don't want that crud
And I would say what the food is but I am just so
Sick of it, my tongue refrains
From formin' any part but you look lost so:
Don't grill this lunch
Yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Don't grill this lunch
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, meat's on fire, bettin' that it's the truth
Not sure if it's healthy to eat only that but I can tell you
That although you say this lunch is your fav'rite
The way you use that grill's pretty careless
All the meat that you use becomes all black and charred
No lie (no lie), a carbon lump
Doesn't taste all that good, I should know, was the fool
Tried one (tried one), was that hungry (was that hungry)
It wasn't great, love all kinds of meat so I do know
Just how the hell it's s'pposed to taste
I've offered to take charge but you just say no
Don't grill this lunch
Yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Don't grill this lunch
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
So long since we shared lunch
Hurts me inside, oh-oh
Guess if I want lunch
That grill has to die, yeah
You can't grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), yeah, it's sad but true
If you grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), it's gonna kill us, dude
Grill this lunch (yeah, yeah)? Rather eat my shoe
Please don't grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), you can't grill, don't grill this lunch
Same shit, isn't fair, this sucks
Yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
Seems that ev'rytime that I choose to drop on by
You're always refusin' my offer to bring lunch, ain't nice
I would honour that request if I knew not what came next
'Cause your counter-offer is always the same thing, I'm pissed
Take your jaw off of the floor, uh, can't be a big shock, you dork, uh
Pass on my bakery run (run) to push the stuff that you adore (ah)
And that stuff's always the same friggin' shit, can't eat any more, want some variance
I gotta be totally honest, man, what you keep cookin' is more of a dinner thing, just my opinion
Can we eat somethin' new? I don't want what you got
Don't start (don't start) it up, it sucks
If it was what I longed for, I would ask straight up
My guts (my guts) don't want that crud
And I would say what the food is but I am just so
Sick of it, my tongue refrains
From formin' any part but you look lost so:
Don't grill this lunch
Yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Don't grill this lunch
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, meat's on fire, bettin' that it's the truth
Not sure if it's healthy to eat only that but I can tell you
That although you say this lunch is your fav'rite
The way you use that grill's pretty careless
All the meat that you use becomes all black and charred
No lie (no lie), a carbon lump
Doesn't taste all that good, I should know, was the fool
Tried one (tried one), was that hungry (was that hungry)
It wasn't great, love all kinds of meat so I do know
Just how the hell it's s'pposed to taste
I've offered to take charge but you just say no
Don't grill this lunch
Yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
Don't grill this lunch
Prrrum-pu-pum-pu-pum-pu-pum
So long since we shared lunch
Hurts me inside, oh-oh
Guess if I want lunch
That grill has to die, yeah
You can't grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), yeah, it's sad but true
If you grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), it's gonna kill us, dude
Grill this lunch (yeah, yeah)? Rather eat my shoe
Please don't grill this lunch (yeah, yeah), you can't grill, don't grill this lunch
I had to keep rechecking the last time I wrote a parody about grilling, just to make sure I wasn't ripping it off. Even if it was eight years ago, I don't like to copy myself that much.
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