"That was crazy, right? Want more? Please subscribe to me"
The end of ev'ry vid I've seen
They crawl and beg for ev'ry hit, a tad obscene
That kinda life just ain't for me
Long for all the views for some big-ass engagement

Ev'ryone puts their own style
In the same old spiel but I
Still wish that it would die, die, die

I don't blame them, YouTube makes all insane
That's why the comments are a place
For conspiracies to breed with zero need
To cite a source for what you say
So the need to do a bit to boost your reach
Well, it's nothing all that new to me
Sorry if I'm rude 'bout it, one needs engagement

But to say it out loud? I
Can do naught but roll my eyes
So sad to beg for likes, likes, likes

Put a slide with the shite you need for likes
Posts, subscriptions, I might then comply
I get you need the algorithm to not freak
But please don't dare condescend to me
I know how to view and drive up your engagement

Do your thing, won't unsubscribe
Just because you're cringe at times
It's not your bad, it's mine, mine, mine