I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
Cause I'll forget but I'll never live you
Don't you know, don't you know
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It's funny how things laugh out
Such a bitter comedy
Like something that is practical
Rachel laughs right from the start
But I couldn't even say How are you doin'?
(I'm afraid you asked for this)

You've got a lot of laughs, but not a lot of funny
You made your bed when you laughed about mine
This ends now

I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
Cause I'll forget but I'll never forgive you
Don't you know, don't you know
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I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
You broke my heart & there's nothing you can do
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It's kind of sad cause what we had
Well let's sing I've been there for you
I guess it wasn't meant to be
(So how dare you) Try and steal my laughs
Just cause yours faded
Well laughs is gasoline
A practical joke all my dreams
(I'm afraid you asked for this)

You've got a lot of laughs, but not a lot of funny
You made your bed when you laughed about mine
This ends now

I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
Cause I'll forget but I'll never forgive you
Don't you know, don't you know
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I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
You broke my heart & there's nothing you can do
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You can run, but you can't hide
Time won't help you
Cause laugh tracks has no deadline
You can run, but you can't hide
Time won't help you
Cause karma has no deadline

I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
Cause I'll forget but I'll never forgive you
Don't you know, don't you know
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I wouldn't hold my breath if I was you
You broke my heart & there's nothing you can do
And now you know, now you know
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And now you know, now you know
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And now you know, now you know
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