Song Parodies -> "DEM Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Work Bitch"

Original Performer:

"DEM Bitch"

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The Lyrics

Hillary Clinton with Elizabeth Warren, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz!!!

You're just a
You're just a

(Chorus)
You lack a hot body
Your views are whack, haughty
You joined the Jackass Party
You're just a DEM B-tch
You wanna harm old Bernie
Under Debbie
Busted by the FSB*
You're such a dumb B-tch
Your husband's handy
... with adultery
All your lies we can't stand

You stupid DEM B-tch [4x]

Another DEM B-tch
(Pocahontas)
And that DNC chair snitch
(Wasserman Schultz)

Yes, it's on
Ring the alarm
Don't stop now
Emails keep comin'
All lies, but no confessions
Watch out now
'Cause here they come
(Had their Convention)

Here comes the liar
Here comes the denier
Here comes the attacker
Too bad all has backfired
No time to quit now
Just gotta spin it somehow
Stop a DNC meltdown
Rumor mill bound...

Blame it on Trump!!!

(Chorus)

You stupid DEM B-tch [4x]

Another DEM B-tch
(Pocahontas)
And that DNC chair snitch
(Wasserman Schultz)

Make it up
Tear Trump down
See Hillary worry
She's going down
Murderous liar is hellbound
Not a word
All you've heard... is not true

Don't care what she believes
Or her facilitators
Always a scandal
Which causes upheaval
Wish she'd shut-up
Her gender bluster
She's such a B-tch
That even WOMEN hate her!

[Bridge]
Not a day goes by
That she doesn't lie
They're gonna catch her
They're gonna fry her
She's a bald faced liar

70% despised
Even by allies
Now we don't believe ya
And we don't need ya
Rosy picture of America straight from Obama!

[Reality check: 74% of Americans believe we're going in the wrong direction!!!]

DEM, DAMN DEM, DEM, DAMN DEM, DEM, DAMN DEM
(B-tch!)
DAMN DEM (B-tch!)
LEFTIST (B-tch!)
PROGGY (B-tch!)
DEMS... F-CK THEM!!!

Soon to flameout

Yay, FSB!
Yay, Wiki Leaks!

You're just a DEM B-tch
Use better tactics...

* Russian Intelligence

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Mark Scotti - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Right with you on that one! See mine and you'll agree...

Prumt Murpt - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Yay! Another orgy of Hillary hate from the masturhater. What happened to "c_nt"? You're slowing down. Write one about the Khans. Jeez, when that guy reached into his inside breast pocket I thought he was going to detonate the suicide vest that Muslims wear.

Rob Arndt - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Oh please, spare me. Hillary is no saint. At least I've never lied to a widow's face about her son's death in Benghazi. Politicizing a tragic war death is wrong. Notice that Mrs. Khan was NOT allowed to speak and stood behind her husband as she would walking down a public street. I bet she is not allowed to drive either or attend adult college courses! And this is America, so Mr. Khan is a hypocrite. Muslims in America that practice Islamic faith still deny basic freedoms to their spouses and children. Btw, radical Islam comes from Islam with Sharia Law and quotes from the Prophet. Muslims lie. They say they like America, but watch all the video footage for decades of them shouting "Death to America and Israel!" everytime a terrorist kills Americans, Jews, and Europeans. Also, Hillary approved the Iran deal knowing about the captives held and the shame of Iranian military pointing AKs at bowed American sailors. We got nothing from that deal. We rewarded a state sponsor of terror with $150 billion to carry on the fight against us and the West. The Clintons are scumbags and liars, scandal-ridden parasites, and will promise anything to get back into the White House. But Trump won't make it easy for them.

Prumt Murpt - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

Mrs. Khan spoke in an interview with Lawrence O'Donnell Friday night. I heard it. Her appearance there and at the Convention were acts of bravery as she can barely hold herself together when her son is discussed or his photo is visible, let alone speak. She has high blood pressure. You really should keep up with current events. Also ask your family to help you with your lack of empathy, ignorance, and black soul.

Rob Arndt - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

So much for the convention. Hillary is still behind Trump 4-5 pts in polls. And I have total empathy for the Kahn family. It's just not right to use their son's death to blame Trump for foreign policies meant to assess threats posed by thousands or tens of thousands of unvetted that Hillary wants to bring into this nation. Angela Merkel has started this mess which has led to terror in Europe and has cost many more deaths than the Kahns son. Btw, the Constitution doesn't say we have to admit terrorists or even potential terrorists into our nation. Apply for asylum and be properly vetted. Like the millions of others who come here legally through the front door.

Prumt Murpt - August 01, 2016 - Report this comment

The latest CNN national poll of registered voters has Hillary ahead of Trump by 9 points in a four-way race. Check it out. You just don't know what you're talking about. You are not keeping up, so you have to lie. You toss out phony numbers thinking nobody is going to check. Well, Prumt Murpt checks! So I'm going back to a few of your lectures on weapons systems because I'm convinced that you made them up out of whole cloth or got your info from comic books.

Rob Arndt - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment

The polls go up and down daily and vary by source, so what? 99 days to go. Both Trump and Hillary have to move their numbers down concerning their unfavorable ratings with segments of voters and on major issues. And Election Day is when it counts most. What's the turnout and who's voting for whom. As for weapons, I specialize in them and have experience with them. Be my guest. I bet you don't know a FN Scar from a T-14 Armata! Of course, you can look stuff up, but I know these weapons by heart and especially German weapons history and rare aviation. Btw, the only popular weapons comics came with the Liberator Pistol made by GM's Lamp Light Division and the Sweet 16 booklet for the M-16A-1 aka "Jamming Jenny!"

Prumt Murpt - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment

You brought up the polls, not I. You were inaccurate about them, not I. You were inaccurate about the reason Mrs. Khan did not speak. You inaccurately generalized about the status of Muslim women in the world. Women have had leadership roles in the Muslim world: Benazir Bhutto was prime minister of Pakistan (1988 – 90; 1993 – 96), Tansu Ciller was prime minister of Turkey (1993 –1996), and Shaykh Hasina is the current prime minister of Bangladesh (1996 – 2001; 2009 -- ). Meanwhile, here in the good old U.S.A., we've yet to have a woman president, and idiots like you are calling the first female presidential candidate a "b_tch" and a "c_nt"!!

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