-> "Enslaved (Revised Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Grenade"
Parody Song Title:
"Enslaved (Revised Version)"
The Lyrics
Sleazy run, treason road
Captured; outwitted, no!
Take, take, taking us
On that crowded ship [1]
Should’ve known, there’d be trouble
Since they’ve grown rich [2]
Land had grown much cotton
Why treat us rotten? [3]
Chaining all us blacks [4]
Had they worked us: roughly brash
Deprived us from all cash, they did
They treat us oh so rough
Our lives are slightly drab
But what we do understand
Is…
They had us enslaved, so true
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Our youth they had depraved, so blue [5]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
It’s a jump start of slave trade, so true
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
There’s no such luck as escape, so blue
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh…oh…
They would work us through the grain
Harvest crops till we are in pain
Yes, we'd toil night and day, maybe
Still they put us in shame
Oh, no, no, no
Bashed, thrashed, slashed and bruised
Whipped us till we're numb [6]
Can’t believe they got away with murder
Battles they had won
Back breaker, hard labor
Worked us all like dogs
Yeah, our face fills with rage when they leave us tasks: backlogged
Faith is all we had
So we prayed for much we can
Put faith in God, we had, yes we did [7]
Still under their command
Still prayed for freedom bad
Such treachery: underhand
When…
They worked us as slaves for free
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Worked our bones to the grave, I see
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Most of those crops we had paved for free
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
We gin picked cotton; manmade: Whitney [8]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh...no...
They had drove us all insane
Depression had numbed through our brains
We hoped to flee from them, maybe
Though they’ll still keep us chained
If only there’s one desire
Most of us slaves they’ll liberate
Maybe we’ll be free; Brown: inspired [9]
Hope for freedom, freedom, freedom, please maybe?
(Short Instrumental Break)
So, finl’ly, they’ll emancipate us as slaves [10]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Pressure from us, we’re liberate [10]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Travel straight to the North to escape [11]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now with success we escaped tirade
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh…oh...
Victory we now elate
It's a new way to celebrate
Abolished slavery lately
Slaves: they eliminate
Finl'ly emancipate
By God we placed our faith
Yeah, a start of our new fate
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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