Oh, her eyes, her eyes
When they see pies they start shinin'
Her hair, her hair
Eclair makes it dirty,she starts whinin'
She's so pitiful
And I tell her everyday (yeahh)

I know, I know
If I tell her she's fat she'd slap me
Oh no,oh no
Now she's reaching for Mini Smarties
She eats like a pig every night and day
I say

When you stuff your face (face face...)
Your chewing is out of pace
And yet your fine with(fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)
And when you burp (burp)
Drink a slushie or take a slurp
You tell me you're fine with (fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)


Her lips, her lips
Are so greasy from eating dip
Her hips, her hips
She's so big she could sink ships
She's so fat, never full
And I tell her everyday

Oh you know, you know, you know
Your diet needs to change
So stop eating those damn Ho Ho's
Like you're deranged
So don't even bother asking if you look okay
You know I'll say

When you stuff your face (face face...)
It looks like you could eat for days
And yet you're fine with (fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)
And when you bite (bite)
You'll eat anything in sight
You tell me you're fine with (fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)

The weight you are
The size of a car
You don't see anything wrong with (wrong with)
Just the weight you are

When you stuff your face (face face...)
With salami, pickles and mayonnaise
You say you're fine with (fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)
And when you snack (snack)
I just wait for a heart attack
But you tell me you're fine with (fine with)
Just the weight you are (are)