-> "I Eat Brains"
Original Song Title:
"It Will Rain"
Parody Song Title:
"I Eat Brains"
The Lyrics
You should know I think you’re tasty
And I really love your mind
I’d like to do some cranial renovation
Reorganize all the brains you have
So that I can make ‘em mi-i-ine
I’m sorry if I’m acting gravely
I cannot get enough of you, I want more (Grawwwwrrr)
I want your mind cause it satisfies me like bacon
So lock, bar, run and hide
To keep me from breaking down to do-o-or
'Cause there is no sunlight
Now that I’m a zombie
I had a nice brain
Until someone robbed me
I moan and I growl
My eyes look so insane, my friends run away
Everyday I eat brains, brains, bra-a-a-ains
If I can’t finish brains, I save it
My favorite part is to nibble on the eye (Grawr)
Whatever chews I choose, I’ll be chewing your… something
Thinking ‘Brains, brains, br-brain-y brains
Brain-y br-brains, brains, brain-y, bra-a-ains’
So don’t be afraid of me, I simply need a hand (Grarwrwr)
But little darlin' I’d prefer your mind
Yeah on you I’ll munch, I’ll munch, I’ll munch, I’ll muu-unch
I'll moan and I’ll keep on feeding 'til you’re bleeding
So you I can unwind
'Cause my skin is all white
Now that I’m a zombie
With stricter gun laws
I’ll vote for Mitt Romney
I groan and I howl
I’m crazy for those veins, so don’t run away
Everyday I eat brains, brains, bra-a-a-ains
Oh, lock the door (lock the door) nice try (nice try),
Lock the door (lock the door) nice try (nice try)
I'll moan and I’ll keep on feeding 'til you’re bleeding
Since you won’t really mind
'Cause there'll be no bug-bites
Bites will come from zombies
You won’t survive nights
Filled with moaning zombies
I moan and I growl
My eyes look so insane, my friends run away
Everyday I eat brains, brains, bra-a-a-ains
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