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Song Parodies -> "Caterpie"
Original Song Title:
"Natalie"
Original Performer:
Bruno Mars
Parody Song Title:
"Caterpie"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
"Gotta Spoof'em All!" Track #3! I feel like Caterpie's can be underestimated at times. This trainer knows better.
Verse 1: Oh, I’ve traveled these woods before
And I won’t go this way again
Dangers on this shrouded road
I couldn’t prep myself, there’s no defense
Well I learned just a little too late
Good God, ‘bout didn’t survive
They’re stronger than anything, anything, anything
Oh yeah…
Like my daddy I’m a battling man
Never been afraid to pick a fight
But when I faced this bug out there
Little worm big-eyes threatened my life
A silken case that it has woven
Better hold strong or he is mine
Cuz once I catch him in this ball, you’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! Just run away ‘fore you’re shamed, buddy
He’s one tough bu-u-ug
Caterpie! I know you’re out there ready, I’m coming
Quit being so smu-u-ug
Well, I think it’s my turn
Catch this green sticky worm
Watch out he squirms
Look out for a sneaky little guy named Caterpie!
If you have one, man I am jealous
I can’t catch o-o-one!
Verse 2: Your spindles sure has got a hold
Cuz I’m trapped already in this case
Don’t matter what I’ve been told
Never gonna quit the chase
You’ll be sayin’ Caterpie-pie-pie
Others look at me and laugh-laugh-laugh
Why you mock me Caterpie? Caterpie? Caterpie?
All night…
I’ll spend a lifetime in trees
(Yeah, ‘til I catch you)
Then I will be Butter-Free
(Yeah, that’s what you’ll do)
Can’t no trainer beat me now
So there ain’t no use in tryin’
Now I’ve got my hands on you, they’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! I’m choosing you show others they’re dummies
Cuz they’re all making fu-u-un
Caterpie! These other trainers thinkin’ you’re crummy
Soon they will be stu-u-unned
Well, I’m showin’ my love
For this quick, crafty grub
Will crush you scrubs
Look out for my slinky little bug called Caterpie!
Beware that String Shot it gets real gummy
And now you’re do-o-one
Bridge: You should have known better
(You should have known better)
This bug’s a bug to treasure
(This bug’s a bug to treasure)
Even verse birds with feathers
(Even verse birds with feathers)
Only fools would match up that way!
Chorus: Hey Caterpie! Let’s win this scrape and take his money
Just for being so du-u-umb
Caterpie! Just spray that String Shot, turn’em to mummies
And now they can’t ru-u-un
Well, you’re digging a ditch
Make your choice, don’t care which
This will end quick
Look out for a beastly little grub like Caterpie!
I’ll use his String Shot once more ain’t budgin’
It’s his only o-o-one
And I won’t go this way again
Dangers on this shrouded road
I couldn’t prep myself, there’s no defense
Well I learned just a little too late
Good God, ‘bout didn’t survive
They’re stronger than anything, anything, anything
Oh yeah…
Like my daddy I’m a battling man
Never been afraid to pick a fight
But when I faced this bug out there
Little worm big-eyes threatened my life
A silken case that it has woven
Better hold strong or he is mine
Cuz once I catch him in this ball, you’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! Just run away ‘fore you’re shamed, buddy
He’s one tough bu-u-ug
Caterpie! I know you’re out there ready, I’m coming
Quit being so smu-u-ug
Well, I think it’s my turn
Catch this green sticky worm
Watch out he squirms
Look out for a sneaky little guy named Caterpie!
If you have one, man I am jealous
I can’t catch o-o-one!
Verse 2: Your spindles sure has got a hold
Cuz I’m trapped already in this case
Don’t matter what I’ve been told
Never gonna quit the chase
You’ll be sayin’ Caterpie-pie-pie
Others look at me and laugh-laugh-laugh
Why you mock me Caterpie? Caterpie? Caterpie?
All night…
I’ll spend a lifetime in trees
(Yeah, ‘til I catch you)
Then I will be Butter-Free
(Yeah, that’s what you’ll do)
Can’t no trainer beat me now
So there ain’t no use in tryin’
Now I’ve got my hands on you, they’re all screwed!
Chorus: Caterpie! I’m choosing you show others they’re dummies
Cuz they’re all making fu-u-un
Caterpie! These other trainers thinkin’ you’re crummy
Soon they will be stu-u-unned
Well, I’m showin’ my love
For this quick, crafty grub
Will crush you scrubs
Look out for my slinky little bug called Caterpie!
Beware that String Shot it gets real gummy
And now you’re do-o-one
Bridge: You should have known better
(You should have known better)
This bug’s a bug to treasure
(This bug’s a bug to treasure)
Even verse birds with feathers
(Even verse birds with feathers)
Only fools would match up that way!
Chorus: Hey Caterpie! Let’s win this scrape and take his money
Just for being so du-u-umb
Caterpie! Just spray that String Shot, turn’em to mummies
And now they can’t ru-u-un
Well, you’re digging a ditch
Make your choice, don’t care which
This will end quick
Look out for a beastly little grub like Caterpie!
I’ll use his String Shot once more ain’t budgin’
It’s his only o-o-one
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Nice job tackling another one from the Pokedex. This should be an exciting project since I learn a whole lot about these goofy critters. Caterpie is pretty adorable and my security code is: "AHW"
I hope that while you're at it, you would also write one about a shiny. This come in mind because I finally caught one few days ago on Crystal, I know it's a Snubbull but still, it's a shiny. Is it bad that I'm soft resetting for a shiny Lugia?
(SOTM) Well done, but I gotta be honest with you that my knowledge of Pokemon lies only within the few episodes my son watches on DVD. Not much appeal to an outsider, but I gotta give you props on attempting a song for each one...good luck on completing the project!
(SOTM) I like to think that this is from the perspective of one of the Bug Catchers you usually fight on the early routes. You know, the guys that brag about how tough they are then get curb-stumped by Charmander? Still, great work here, I'm likin' the OS a lot. 555!
Like everyone is saying, mighty impressive of you for tackling such a huge challenge. The problem will be finding perfect OS to match with each one (this one was spot on), but also making each one interesting...even for the lesser known/more boring Pokemon. Not a bad job here, but it really didn't do anything for me.
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