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Song Parodies -> "Die Tonight "
Original Song Title:
"Dynamite"
Original Performer:
BTS
Parody Song Title:
"Die Tonight "
Parody Written by:
TheNotoriousW.E.E.B
The Lyrics
A TF2 parody
(Die Tonight)
(Intro: Engineer)
Cuz I, I, I don't wanna die tonight
secure the intel and get ready for the fight
(Verse 1: Engineer)
Guns out, loaded up
settin' up the sentries now
dispensers ready and up
healing all of my comrades
shotgun to a fuckin' Spy
tryna' sap the sentries
Demoman with the sticky bombs
blowin' up all the enemy teams
(Pre-Chorus: Scout)
Bonking these fuckin' cunts with my metal baseball bat
(lets go)
got a fuckin' Medic, shit, tryna' to cut me with his saw, bonk
double barrel gun, full of lead, ready to load
I'm crazy, but not like Pyro
bonk
(Chorus: Engineer, Scout)
Cause I,I,I don't wanna die tonight
secure the intel and get ready for the fight
setting up defenses and defending the intel
so we will fight so we don't die tonight, woah-oh
(Verse 2: Sniper, Medic, Heavy)
Headshot, bodyshot, dishing out some bloody crits
destroy, enemies, with minigun Svetlana
healing up, everyone, while waiting for ubercharge
(yes)
Scout, do not touch that unless, you are trying to blow up, (dummkopf)
(aah shit)
(Pre-Chorus: Demoman, Soldier)
Blowing up cunts, who touch my fuckin' whiskey
(you're dead)
rocket jumping, woo, blowin' em up with my rocket, die
killin' maggots, left and right, I'll break their nose
obey me or I'll blow your legs off
GRAB THE INTEL
(Chorus: Engineer,Spy,)
Cause I,I,i don't wanna die tonight
buildin' the sentries to win the night
taking all the intel from enemy team
so we can kick their ass and survive the night, woah-oh
(Bridge: Pyro)
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
burn so we won't die tonight
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
burn it all, burn it now
(Chorus: Engineer, Sniper, Heavy, Medic, Demoman)
Cause I,I,I ain't gonna' die tonight
loaded the sentries and sniping some pricks alive
loaded up the uber now Heavy's goin' blitzkreig
and all our enemies are gonna' die tonight
(gonna diiieeee)
cause I,I,I'm ready for the fight
blowing up enemies with the stun grenades
slashin' all the mongrels with me' trusty machete
cuz all these puny men are going to die tonight, blitzkrieg
(Post-Chorus: Engineer)
Die-die-die-die- dead
die-die-die-die- dead
die-die-die-die- dead
killin' the enemies till' they all fuckin' drop dead
because my team and I have survived tonight, woohoo
(Intro: Engineer)
Cuz I, I, I don't wanna die tonight
secure the intel and get ready for the fight
(Verse 1: Engineer)
Guns out, loaded up
settin' up the sentries now
dispensers ready and up
healing all of my comrades
shotgun to a fuckin' Spy
tryna' sap the sentries
Demoman with the sticky bombs
blowin' up all the enemy teams
(Pre-Chorus: Scout)
Bonking these fuckin' cunts with my metal baseball bat
(lets go)
got a fuckin' Medic, shit, tryna' to cut me with his saw, bonk
double barrel gun, full of lead, ready to load
I'm crazy, but not like Pyro
bonk
(Chorus: Engineer, Scout)
Cause I,I,I don't wanna die tonight
secure the intel and get ready for the fight
setting up defenses and defending the intel
so we will fight so we don't die tonight, woah-oh
(Verse 2: Sniper, Medic, Heavy)
Headshot, bodyshot, dishing out some bloody crits
destroy, enemies, with minigun Svetlana
healing up, everyone, while waiting for ubercharge
(yes)
Scout, do not touch that unless, you are trying to blow up, (dummkopf)
(aah shit)
(Pre-Chorus: Demoman, Soldier)
Blowing up cunts, who touch my fuckin' whiskey
(you're dead)
rocket jumping, woo, blowin' em up with my rocket, die
killin' maggots, left and right, I'll break their nose
obey me or I'll blow your legs off
GRAB THE INTEL
(Chorus: Engineer,Spy,)
Cause I,I,i don't wanna die tonight
buildin' the sentries to win the night
taking all the intel from enemy team
so we can kick their ass and survive the night, woah-oh
(Bridge: Pyro)
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
da-da-da-da-da-da- hm
burn so we won't die tonight
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
bur-bur-bur-bur-bur- hm
burn it all, burn it now
(Chorus: Engineer, Sniper, Heavy, Medic, Demoman)
Cause I,I,I ain't gonna' die tonight
loaded the sentries and sniping some pricks alive
loaded up the uber now Heavy's goin' blitzkreig
and all our enemies are gonna' die tonight
(gonna diiieeee)
cause I,I,I'm ready for the fight
blowing up enemies with the stun grenades
slashin' all the mongrels with me' trusty machete
cuz all these puny men are going to die tonight, blitzkrieg
(Post-Chorus: Engineer)
Die-die-die-die- dead
die-die-die-die- dead
die-die-die-die- dead
killin' the enemies till' they all fuckin' drop dead
because my team and I have survived tonight, woohoo
(Outro) Scout: Yeah we kicked their ass Pyro: (*muffled celebrating*) Pyro: *turns on the flamethrower by accident* Scout: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH PYRO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU Scout: MEDIC HELP ME I'M BURNING Medic: you shouldn't have been near him DUMMKOPF
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