-> "All Those Spears"
Original Song Title:
"All These Years"
Parody Song Title:
"All Those Spears"
The Lyrics
Know you were a little stronger
You could last a little longer
Than the rest of all our soldiers (ooh-ooh-ooh)
The best fighter of the roster
But I, yeah, I'm still a bit scared of the way you came back
Yeah, you walked inside the base like that, blood on the mat
'Cause after all those spears (ah-ah-ah)
Impaled in ev'rything, from feet to ears (ah-ah-ah)
I sure wouldn't be standin', no, zero blood to flow (ah-ah-ah), I bet ev'ryone here wants to know
How you can still live after all those spears (ah-ah-ah), ah-ah-ah, yeah-ee
This is why we wear all armour
Safe from mad acupuncture (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
But just one should've been a killer
Ooh-ooh, went through your heart and lungs and liver
So I, yeah, I think that it's fair that you start spillin,' stat
Yeah, not more damn blood, I don't mean that, please put that back
'Cause after all those spears (ah-ah-ah)
Stuck inside ev'rything, end should be near (ah-ah-ah)
But you're still kickin', let us know how it can be so (ah-ah-ah), you should absolutely be a ghost
Yet you're not dead yet after all those spears (ah-ah-ah), ho-oh-oh
'Cause after all those spears (ah-ah-ah)
Impaled in ev'rything, can't persevere (ah-ah-ah)
To make it here to make a show of your brand-new role (ah-ah-ah) as a pincushion, not how it goes
No-one could still walk after all those spears (ah-ah-ah)
Ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Oh-oh-oh, how can you hold on?
Ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah (ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-eh-ee-eh-ee-eeh)
No way, can't hold on
Ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You cannot hold on after all those spears (ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah)
Oh-oh-oh (ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah), come on, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh (ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah), when will it all stop
Oh-oh-oh (ha-ha-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah), one flop
Get on with it, fall after all those spears
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