-> "Vote For Trump"
Original Song Title:
"Liquid Lunch (w/DKTOS link)"
Original Performer:
Caro Emerald
Parody Song Title:
"Vote For Trump"
The Lyrics
(I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message...and it's such a yuge message...awesome message...let me read it...what? Hey, now, wait a se...)
Repubs, pass the aspirin; our Prez is a pain
I know we did it to ourselves, but why is he so lame?
When people die of COVID, he didn't really bat an eye
But when his rally fails, he'll break right down and cry
He just won't apologize
For making this place so grim
At least, he's not Joe Biden
So guess we'll stand by him
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
He got through that new tax plan; the rich get richer still
He disagreed with Paris; said CO2 don't kill
He's building up that wall and fixin' Barack's mishaps
At least he's friends with Putin, a touch too close, perhaps
It's hard to back this guy
He's done nothing well
But if the Dems take control
The U.S.A. will go to hell
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
We cannot lose to the DNC
They will screw things up
Even worse than we
Pence is pure as we can be
He will keep Don in line
Well, at least, some of the time
If it is a choice between
The Don and "Sleepy Joe"
Then we really have no choice:
The Trump Empire's a go!
(bridge superimposed with Trump talking)
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, it's the last time
We'll ever have to vote for Trump
Yea baby, we're quite the chump
We got him in and took it in the rump
We promise on a dime, after this time...
We'll never, ever vote for Trump
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