I should have known by the crazed look in your eye
They were glazed like you were high and it wasn’t right
I should have run but I stepped out of my pants
As I slept you tied my hands now I wanna die

Know I only have myself to blame
For playing all my stupid games
My life won’t ever be the same
Hope this don’t leave me lame

Took Mister Happy, stuck him to my thigh
Now every move I make I wanna cry
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it
Just kissed her once, now I’d take it back
Woke up and stretched and ev’rything went black
Boy, I blew it, wish I could redo it
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

When I woke up you were not around
And my hands were bound, I couldn’t move an inch
Then you walked in, superglue tube in your hand
You just stood and laughed

Know I only have myself to blame
For playing all my stupid games
It’s never gonna be the same
And I’m in so much pain

Took Mister Happy, stuck him to my thigh
Now every move I make I wanna cry
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it
Just kissed her once, now I’d take it back
Woke up and stretched and ev’rything went black
Boy, I blew it, wish I could redo it
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Nail polish remover, do you have some?
I just tried to fart and none would pass
Cause my sack’s glued to my ass

Took Mister Happy, stuck him to my thigh
Now every move I make I wanna cry
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it
Just kissed her once, now I’d take it back
Woke up and stretched and ev’rything went black
Boy, I blew it, wish I could redo it
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it

Took Mister Happy, stuck him to my thigh
Now every move I make I wanna cry
Boy, I blew it, wish I could redo it
Please won’t ya uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-unglue it