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Song Parodies -> "Meat on a Stick"

Original Song Title:

"See You Again"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Meat on a Stick"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's been a long day witho- wait, wrong song. I got my sights set on you, and I'm rea- damn it! Dude doesn't like kebabs, let's go!
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh

It's alright, turn it down, not what I want, want, want
Maybe I come off as stuck-up, not my fave
The reasons why I'm aware might look a bit petty
But I hate to lie, you see, though I know cringe will follow

Don't like meat on a stick, ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It feels weird, just a bit
So don't get me any, you see, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Don't like meat on a stick
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-ooh

Eating like an animal ain't all that nice
Worried each cube will slide off, it's true
Pointy stick in my face, should be clear why that's a fright
The thought of it turns me white, answer's still a strong "no"

Don't like meat on a stick, ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
No, not even a bit
Asking gently, don't want any, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Don't like meat on a stick

And I know what you'll soon be saying
"Just take 'em off and pile them on your plate, bro!"
Would fix meat on a stick, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
But instead of that step
You could get me what I want, please, yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah

Don't like meat on a stick, ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
No kebabs or shasliks
If you get me that crap, you'll be, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Long pork meat on a stick
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-ooh (don't like meat on a stick)
Oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-ooh (don't like meat on a stick)
Ooh-oh-ooh, don't like meat on a stick

If you like it, I'm down, don't share at all, all, all

Is this dude me? Not really. My main issue with shasliks is the meat has a weird chew to it. Besides that, I'll have twenty, please.

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