-> "We Don't Talk About Juno"
Original Song Title:
"We Don't Talk About Bruno"
Original Performer:
Cast of Encanto
Parody Song Title:
"We Don't Talk About Juno"
Parody Written by:
Glenn Walker
The Lyrics
[PEPA}: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno...cuz
He was out witnessing
{FELIX]: I was out witnessing
[PEPA]I walked up to him and told him he was a closed-minded guy
[FELIX]: Multiple gods? Not for I
[PEPA]: Seemed clear to me no one god could decree
[‘FELIX]: Bzzz! Wrong!
[‘PEPA]: Shut up while I testify
[FELIX]: I'm sorry, Miss Pepa, go on
[PEPA]: Felix had me turn to Acts
[FELIX]: Verse twelve, chapter fo-ur
[PEPA]: It filled my view of God with cracks
[FELIX]: The only way with God to score
[PEPA]: Prayed forgiveness for my lacks
[FELIX]: Is through a single door… Christ is that Door.
[TOGETHER]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno!
[DOLORES]: Jesus’ life was sinless; it was genuine perfection.
The devil strikes but I’m assured I’ve absolute protection.
Jesus, Lamb of God – in love – took all my sins away.
[spoken] He is risen!
Sin’s a heavy burden that I need not carry.
Jesus won the vict’ry ‘gainst the adversary.
He fulfilled all prophesy too deep to understand
Do you understand?
[CAMILO]: Lashes thirty nine
Cross upon His back
Was it by design
He fell on the track?
Flogged beyond human form
Because He’d not conform (hey!)
[PEPA and FELIX]: We don't talk about Juno, no, no, no!
We talk of Jesus, not Juno.
[TOWNSPERSON1: Isaiah spoke the virgin birth
No one would believe!
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON2]: Micah foretold Bethlehem
Would mark Christmas Eve!
[ALL TOWNSPERSONS]: (Amen)
[TOWNSPERSON3]: Zechariah saw a donkey ride,
He’s truly naïve!
‘[ALL TOWNSPERSONS}: (Amen)
What God foretells us He is sure to achieve!
[ISABELA]: He told me that He’s coming again. He’s my hope as I strive here below.
He told me that the mountains will drip with sweet wine. From the hills with milk they shall flow
[ABUELA]: Óye, Jesus Christ is returning soon.
[DOLORES]: He told me that when Jesus returns there would be a big feast
Observing the wedding
Of Jesus and ^ the ^ Church
ISABELA Hey sis',
D’you know anything about this?
[DOLORES]: It's like I can hear him now
I can hear him now
[MIRABEL]: Um, Jesus...
Yeah, about that Jesus ...
I really need to know about Jesus...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Jesus
[‘CAMILO]: (Isabella, the groom is here)
[ALL]: Time for the wedding feast!
Measure 1
[PEPA, et seq][rest] He was out wit- ness- ing
was out
Je- sus’ life was sin- less it was gen- u- ine per- fect- ion The
Lash- es Thir- Ty nine Cross…
He told me that He’s com...
Measure 2
I walked up to him and told him
wit- ness- ing
dev- Il strikes but I’m ass- ured I’ve ab- so- lute pro- tect- ion
cross up- on His back Was it
com- Ing a- gain. He’s my hope…
Measure 3
he was a closed- mind- ed guy
Je- sus Lamb of God in love took All my sins a-
By de- sign He fell
hope As I strive here be lo-
Measure 4
Mul- ti- ple gods? not for I
way He is ris- en
fell On the track Flogged be-
Ow
5
1 2 3 4
Seemed clear to me no one god…
[rest]
Sin’s a hea- vy bur- den that I need not car- ry
Yond hu- man form be- cause
He told me that the mount-
Measure 6
god could de- cree [rest]
[rest] sfx buzzer wrong…
Je- sus won the vic- t’ry ‘gainst the ad- ver- sa- ry
cause He’d not con- form [rest]
mount- ains will drip with sweet wine
Measure 7
[rest] Shut up while I test- if- y….
wrong [rest] He ful- filled all pro- phe- cy too deep to un- der- stand…
lrest]
wine from the hills with milk they will flow
Measure 8
[rest]
[rest] I’m sor- ry Miss Pe- pa go on
O- jay Je- sus Christ is re- turn- ing
stand [rest] do you un- der- stand
[rest]
flow And I’m fine
Measure 9
Fe- lix had me turn to Acts…
[rest]
soon
[rest]
He told me that When Je-
Lash thir- ty nine Cross…
He told me that He’s com...
Measure 10
[rest] It
[rest] Verse twelve chap- ter fo- ur
Je- sus re- turns there will be…
cross up- on His back Was it
com- Ing a- gain. He’s my hope…
Measure 11
filled my view of God with cracks…
[rest]
be A great feast [rest] ob-
By de- sign He fell
hope as I strive here be lo-
Measure 12
cracks [rest]
The on- ly way with God to score
serv- Ing the wed- ing And I’m fine…
fell on the track Flogged be-
Ow [rest] And I’m fine..
Measure 13
Prayed for- give- ness for my lacks….
[rest]
fine And I’m fine I’m fine…
Yond hu- man form be- cause…
fine And I’m fine I’ll be fine…
Measure 14
lacks [rest]
[rest] Is through a sin- gle door…
fine [rest]
cause He’d not con- form. [rest[
fine [rest]
Measure 15
[rest] Don’t talk a- bout Ju-
door [rest]
[rest]
[rest]
[rest]
UNISON:
ALL: Don't talk about Juno, no!
MIRABEL: Glenn, why did you write about Juno?
ALL: Not a word about Juno!
MIRABEL: I don’t want to know about Juno.
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