Song Parodies -> "Spy Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Baby"

Original Performer:

"Spy Baby"

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Mission Infantpossible: Crib Protocol

Intro: Yeah…
There’s a problem…
Call Spy Baby…

Verse 1: If the stakes are high, trust me this guys seen it
His Pampers stay dry, that diaper’s full of secrets
If you even try, bet you’ll get an ouchie
Don’t wake him before five, now all day he’ll be grouchy

Chorus: Spy, Spy Baby!
He kicks the crap out bad guy now!
Spy, Spy Baby!
Not like other little ones!
Spy, Spy Baby!
Oh…

Verse 2: But if you make him cry, cream you like some Gerber’s
Torture soon will fly, you’ll wish you studied Ferber’s
Thick and pudgy thighs, are deadly in a battle
And if you cross the line, he’ll use your head as rattles

Chorus: Chorus: Spy, Spy Baby!
He’s way cuter than grown-up now!
Spy, Spy Baby!
Cries all night ‘til you give up!
Spy, Spy Baby!
Oh…

Bridge: Why? You can’t fight a baby, yeah
What is more crazy?
He’s two!

Chorus: Chorus: Spy, Spy Baby!
He saves the world then goes lie down!
Spy, Spy Baby!
Gums you down then spits you up!
Spy, Spy Baby!

Chorus: Spy, Spy Baby!
Is he mad or needs to burp?
Spy, spy baby!
Baby…

Outro: Wah! Wah!
Waaaaaaaaaah! (Not like other little ones!)
Wah! Wah!
Waaaaaaaaaah! (Not like other little ones!)
Spy Baby! Spy Baby!
Think you got a cry baby? Cry bay?
Oh no…
It’s a Spy Baby

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Matthias - April 23, 2014 - Report this comment

I love the idea here but it seemed a tad rushed. There was a lot more you can do with this and saying that he's two kinda doesn't make him a baby anymore I think that's a toddler

Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment

I gotta disagree with Matty on this one (respectfully, of course), but I thought this was a really funny idea that was executed well with a lot of funny lines. Great job!

Agrimorfee - April 26, 2014 - Report this comment

Clever idea, but this didnt make s homerun for me either. Verse 2 was really kinda clunky in the syntax in some spots just for the sake of the pacing.

Max Power - May 04, 2014 - Report this comment

They can be irritating as well. Unfortunately, it tainted Bob Clark's career...yeah you know what I'm talking about.

bobpiecheese - May 06, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Coupla typos, mostly concerning plurals, but who cares, fantastic parody! Much better than that Baby Geniuses bollocks Max was referring to. 555!

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