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Song Parodies -> "I'll Get You"
Original Song Title:
"Forget You"
Original Performer:
Cee Lo Green
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Get You"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
parody of one of the only songs worth a crap to come out more recently. (my opinion.) then again, it DOES sound kind of 70s. (to me.) and is funny enough on it's own that it's debatable whether or not it SHOULD be parodied! ya done good, Cee Lo, ya done good!
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
yeah I'm sorry you can't afford a ferrari
but that don't mean you can take my things!
well you swiped my XBox, and then my Atari
and then my last bag of onion rings!
I pity da foo... who steals my Dreamcast*, too!
(your collection's way bigger)
well
(I'm white, so, can't say n*gg*r)
Ooooooh...
I got some news for you
yeah, go run, start runnin' for your life, friend!
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
now I know, that you didn't borrow
my lawnmower's in your yard
you stole my funyuns, cream for my bonions
and now I'm gonna kick your @$$ real hard
I pity da foo... who steals my Dreamcast*, too!
(your collection's way bigger)
well
(I'm white, so, can't say n*gg*r)
Ooooooh...
I got some news for you
I'm gonna kick your @$$ right now!
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ohh!)
now, wait a minute, satan, wifey's sittin' in the car, in the back
(the back, the back, the back)
I tried to help her out but she just smiled
stated: "once you go black..."
(go black, go black, go black)
yes she did
and I'm like, huh? whyyy? huh? whyyy? huh?
whyyy lady? he stole from you!
now stole you, too! (screams)
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
confessed that your brand new partner's
really quite hot, but now
I'll Get You!
And I'll Get Her Too!
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
yeah I'm sorry you can't afford a ferrari
but that don't mean you can take my things!
well you swiped my XBox, and then my Atari
and then my last bag of onion rings!
I pity da foo... who steals my Dreamcast*, too!
(your collection's way bigger)
well
(I'm white, so, can't say n*gg*r)
Ooooooh...
I got some news for you
yeah, go run, start runnin' for your life, friend!
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
now I know, that you didn't borrow
my lawnmower's in your yard
you stole my funyuns, cream for my bonions
and now I'm gonna kick your @$$ real hard
I pity da foo... who steals my Dreamcast*, too!
(your collection's way bigger)
well
(I'm white, so, can't say n*gg*r)
Ooooooh...
I got some news for you
I'm gonna kick your @$$ right now!
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought and I say
"I'll Get You!"
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
you took my change and wife's locket
you took a lot, I say
"I'll Get You!
beat you black & blue!"
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ohh!)
now, wait a minute, satan, wifey's sittin' in the car, in the back
(the back, the back, the back)
I tried to help her out but she just smiled
stated: "once you go black..."
(go black, go black, go black)
yes she did
and I'm like, huh? whyyy? huh? whyyy? huh?
whyyy lady? he stole from you!
now stole you, too! (screams)
I see you driving 'round town
in the car I bought
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh)
confessed that your brand new partner's
really quite hot, but now
I'll Get You!
And I'll Get Her Too!
bet if I was richer,
you'd take more with ya
ha, why you little shh!
(you little shh!)
and you've taken my cedar chest
you really are a pest and now
I'll Get You!
(ooh, ooh, ooh!)
* SEGA Dreamcast, a short-lived, underrated video game console from 1999.
thanks for reading!
thanks for reading!
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Wait a sec... let me get you three fives!
^ Thanks, Mate!
Reminder Jon: just 4 months until Southern Comfort eggnog!
So that n*gg*r steals your car, your money, your angelic white wife, her bling, your XBox, your video game console, your Atari, your onion rings, your lawnmower, your bunion cream, AND your cedar chest? Your blessed CEDAR CHEST? The one containing 50 Gran Corona Montecristo cigars? Thunderation! I'll whup that burrhead for ya for one of them stogies! Get up a necktie party for two of them!! Dang! A white wife is a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
I'mma take hiz eggnog too [8-))
Rob - the hype is real!
as for you two, BBBCR & LSNDW, what are you blathering on about?
as for you two, BBBCR & LSNDW, what are you blathering on about?
It's just that I've been to Nam, man. I've seen things. I need a cigar bad. If you can't give me a Montecristo, I'll take a Cohiba. One for my n*gg*r buddy LSNDW, too. He wants to steal your eggnog. Forgive us. That would be white of you.
Well, Jonathan, BBBC-R and LSNDW are treating you gently and subtly. Your parody describes a theft of your stuff. Gratuitously, you include the information that the thief was a "n*gg*r," and that your wife had already exposed herself to vaunted black manhood and was pleased to have been abducted by such a specimen. The cigar and Nam references just took the edge off saying that your parody is inflammatory and racist – and that the cracker is you.
^ figured as much. for the record, it doesn't bother me when they call us whities "honky" or "cracker." go figure...
Of course!! The imaginary thief who stole your imaginary stuff and your imaginary wife just HAD to be a big-dick n*gg*r. I mean, your high-rated parody just wouldn't be funny without that necessary detail. Go figure...
Jonathan, just remember that BLM can stand for Black Lies Matter or Blacks Love Murder.
Bubba, you make foot fungus look noble.
Bubba has the I.Q. of a pus pimple.
If Black Lives Matter, then why do Blacks kill so many of their own people?
so, what you're saying is black people can't be thieves? all thieves must be as white as the snow or else it's racist? good to know! also, the n*gg*r line was a rhyming scheme to fit the OS (she's a gold digger/just thought you should know n*gg*r.) and the "once you go black" line is also based on a common saying. since when is it bad for people to think you have big junk, anyway? complaining about that is like the time Kate Upton complained because guys found her hot! when did compliments become insults? however, since I've been labeled a racist, I suppose I should take back what I said about OS performer Cee Lo Green putting out one of the only good pop songs in recent times, or my praises of Darius Rucker (Hootie of the Blowfish, a former rocker no less!) being one of the only mainstream modern country singers who knows what the #3!! he's doing! or take back my disappointment in Bill Cosby, and assert that I never believed in his innocence, because he's black, right?
^ Stow the long-winded b.s., mate. We can read. The "parody" speaks for itself.
That's why it's 4:1 PRO!!! Jonathan ain't no nigga basher you ignorant fool! Anyone been here for any stretch of time knows this! Fives! Btw, I'm black and don't give a f*ck about what Jonathan chooses to make humorous. I know niggaz that have robbed ME!!! Step off.
Malcolm, you are a credit to your race. And you know what? You got Dignity. And you know what else? You got Rhythm. You sure can dance. Who could ask for anything more? Well, maybe Jonathan will let you marry his sister.
? – Why do whites kill so many of their own people? It must be that white lives don't matter.
? – Why do whites kill so many of their own people? It must be that white lives don't matter.
Thank You Malcolm!
^ And a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah to you!
Why do Blacks in "protest" mode loot and burn their own communities which include black owned businesses? Why is a black man most likely to be killed by another black man rather than a cop of any color? And why is it that blacks in America make up just 12.5% of the population but account for over 50% of the prison population? Listen to Sheriff David Clarke!!! Black people need to own their evil!
Who is this Jonathan fellow who started all this ruckus?
Get out of town
Before it's too late, my friend
Get out of town
Be good to yourself
Why invite harm?
Why not retire to a farm?
And be contented to charm
The birds off the trees
Before it's too late, my friend
Get out of town
Be good to yourself
Why invite harm?
Why not retire to a farm?
And be contented to charm
The birds off the trees
Who is this Jonathan fellow? Glad you axed. Jonathan is a good ol' boy who lives in an unfinished basement with his albino brother Boo and the mummified remains of his mother, which he calls "Mum." Jon has 13 pairs of chromosomes and one pair of shoes. He subsists on state-subsidized Oreo cookies and Southern Comfort eggnog now that he no longer has access to the fresh food he received in jail, where he spent 17 years for having "unnatural contact" with a possum.
Don't forgot his sody pop fetish!
New In Town - the bloke who wrote this parody. which, I'm guessing you read, since you're in the comment thread for it. I've been writing parodies for some time now, unlike whoever this pickle brain who keeps commenting under a hundred different user names is.
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