Eggs are placed around... Catch them or they'll crack
Then they'll stink and rot
Kids are cold-clockin'... Friends in the noggin'...
Blood thirsty and so crazed
"Get outta the way!"... Parents are amazed
Tykes gone crazy, Wow!
They-they won't quit, You'll hear them squeal
This is their aim in life now...
This is no game for them now...

Can you fi-ind them? Can you fi-ind them?!
Can you find those eggs? That's their main goal
Can you fi-ind them? Can you fi-ind them?'
Can you find those eggs in the park?

Lips will be split... And skin will peel
Huntin' eggs makes 'em scowl
They'll throw a fit.... What is their deal?!
Huntin' eggs makes 'em howl

This race made them go mental
Small bones are broken
That chocolate they must chew
Pink, blue and teal... Smashed as they brawl
They'll heave them now

Yolk's on their face... It's such a waste
Huntin' eggs on the prowl
Shells in the air... As toddlers glare
Baby chucked an egg and he growled
Huntin' eggs gets so foul

Can you fi-ind them? Can you fi-ind them?
Can you find those eggs while on your stroll?
Can you fi-ind them? Can you fi-ind them?
Watch your children turn into sharks!

Brats will be bit, Right in the heel
They're in pain for cacao
Teeth are all grit, Scene's so surreal
Lost their brains in the crowd

Oh-Oh! Oh-oh... Oh! Oh! Oh-oh...

Freakin' out this Easter... Their blood is pumpin'
They'll smack you in the face again
Infants with blades... Say: "Make My Day!"
The queasiest should stay at home
They're candy wasted, They'll mug that rabbit
To fill up their bowls
Youngsters are shoved, Knocked out with red gloves
They need that sugar rush
They'll bleed... to get that buzz...

Need candy
Give 'em candy now
Seem scary
Snots are scary now
They're hangry
Brats are hangry now
They're shanking
Squirts are shanking now
Quite crazy
Tykes are crazy now
Need candy
Give 'em candy now