-> "Tomb Trap"
Original Song Title:
"Boom Clap"
Parody Song Title:
"Tomb Trap"
The Lyrics
I picked a pimple, oops
My blood has turned to ooze
I’ll unravel it’s a wrap I’m doomed today
Purchased this place for me
In what they call BC
Now I know I could clear mountains from a plate
What can I eat?
Tomb trap! It makes me depressed!
I hear my gut it’s grumpy and it’s rumbly
Tomb trap! This gold is not food!
I’m hun-gr-y, I’m hun-gr-y
Huge nap! Don’t need so much rest!
The years went on and on and on without me
Huge nap! I wish that there was
Alarms for me, Alarms for me! then
It’s barren and it’s cold
Not messy, guess that’s good
Yeah I’m bitter, who can bandage up my soul?
Who’ll help me find my heart?
I think it’s in a jar
I would find it but my eyes are in a bowl
This really sucks!
Huge nap! Think I need a job
But such a gap between work in my C.V.
Loose flaps also won’t look good
They’ll laugh at me! They’ll laugh at me!
Tomb trap! Outside there’s a mob
I think they think that I’m a rotting zombie
Tomb trap! It’s really not good!
They’re after me! They’re after me!
They left my brain inside my body
The worksmanship was shoddy
If they did not I might be not me
But I am really not sure how all this works
Tomb trap! It makes me depressed!
I hear my gut it’s grumpy and it’s rumbly
Tomb trap! This gold is not food!
I’m hun-gr-y, I’m hun-gr-y
Huge nap! Don’t need so much rest!
The years went on and on and on without me
Huge nap! I wish that there was
Alarms for me, Alarms for me!
Glue wrap! Tends to fall apart
As years go by and same goes for my body
Move fast – I wish that I could
What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me?
Tomb Trap! My crown must by tar-
Nished – king no more, now I am just a mummy
Huge crap – is how I must look
Don’t look at me, don’t look at me now
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