[Darmsy]
Hey, host you think this is a game,
Thought I needed to survive,
So I went and ran from Jake! Uh!

[Jake]
Now, I see you've been hanging out,
With Team 1 and having fun,
I'll change you right now now now! Uh!

[William]
Remember why he crashed our epic blimp?
And now, why is he regrowing his tail,
Uh-oh, is he mutating cuz of Jake's force?
Jake got me, got me like this! Uh!
And now Darmsy is bipedal, half brown, half yellow, why?
I know you hate each other but, come on!
And now I'ma punch in Jake, he's now a human girl, yup!
This is too random to miss! Uh!

[Host]
Teams, you can fight each other if you wanna
I don't give a shh, no one will survive this
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!
I sent you here and now you're cryin'
Now I feel so bad cuz you're just dyin'
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!

[Ashimi]
Please, this ain't even for safety (safety)
But what the eff happened to me? (happened to me?)

[Ashimi, mutated]
I am not namid anydigg like Ashimi, mi, mi! Duh!

[William]
You clearly didn't think this through
If what I've been told is true (is it true?)
I'll turn into an anthro poop, poop, poop! Uh!

[William, mutated]
Remembeh errrr, why he crashid our epic blip?
And now, why he regrowigg his tail,
Uh-oh, is he mutatigg cuz of Dgake's f'ce, duh...uh...?
Dgake got me, uh uh uh, got me like dis! Duh!
And now Darmsy is bipedal, half brown, half yellow, errrr, why?
I know you hate each odeh but, uh, come on!
And now I'ma punch in Dgake, uh uh uh, he's now a human girl, yup!
Dis is too random t' miss! Duh!

[Host]
Teams, you can fight each other if you wanna
I don't give a shh, no one will survive this
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!
I sent you here and now you're cryin'
Now I feel so bad cuz you're just dyin'
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!

[Luke]
Ohhh, I thought Team 2'd be the best
When Team 1 almost fell uh oh uh oh
Ohhh, and we might still be mutatin'
But I we're better than the third team yo, uh oh

[Babel]
Let's go! Babel, yo!
We used to be, like, Pokémon and stuff like that y'all
Baby Artisan is mutating too offscreen into an actual baby
Thinkin' that my knowledge of all the Actinides start with 89
I remember the times, when we was in Australia, good times
But I never realized that this would happen to my team
So I gave Darmsy the only bottle, the team has, a bath too

[Mutant army of all mutated Pokés]
Webuh can tell you wanna dgoin us, duuhhhh, army too
Let's gibe you a new start, uh, a new fart
Not noticigg dat you wanna stay Poké like allays

[Babel]
You want me to join?
Gimme back my friends, or find the √ (square root) of Pi times e!

[Host]
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh!
Teams, you can fight each other if you wanna
I don't give a shh, no one will survive this
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!
I sent you here and now you're cryin'
Now I feel so bad cuz you're just dyin'
Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!

[All of unmutated Team 1]
Let us help!

[All of unmutated Team 2]
Ohhh, Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!

[All of unmutated Team 3]
Ohhh, Cuz Mumbai's back
Yup, Mumbai's back
Mum-Mumbai, Mumbai's back! Uh!

[Darmsy, mutated]
Does dis smell amazigg, duh... uh... *fart noise*