-> "Hooves"
Original Song Title:
"Parachute"
Parody Song Title:
"Hooves"
The Lyrics
I don't think every jockey takes there horse to m & s
I don't think every jockey like there horse to wear a dress
I won't tell anybody
Won't tell anybody
but don’t you play around
else ill make sure you fall (down)
Won't tell anybody how you bought me jimmy choo’s
I won't tell anyone you like your horse in high heeled shoes
I Won't tell anybody
Won't tell anybody
cant wear them at all
coz there gonna make me fall (down)
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
Don't believe of all the bad cards ive been delt in life
my new owner likes to dress me up as his ex wife
Just hold on to me
I will win for you
no more stupid shoes
Please no more damm stupid shoes
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
I won't fall at a jump
I won't fall at a
I won't fall at a jump
I won't fall at a
I won't fall at a jump
I won't fall at a
I won't fall out of love
I'll fall into you
I won't fall out of love
I won't fall out of,
I won't fall out of love
I won't fall out of,
I won't fall out of love
I won't fall out of,
I won't fall out of love
I'll fall into you
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
I don't need a pair of shoes
Baby, if I've got hooves
Baby, if I've got hooves
I don't need a pair of shoes
You're gonna ride me
You're gonna lose if I fall
Down, down, down
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