-> "Opposite Of Alive"
Original Song Title:
"Opposite Of Adults"
Parody Song Title:
"Opposite Of Alive"
The Lyrics
Intro: Dead ghoul B, dead ghost C, dead wraith P, dead man D
Oh yeah, we back
Oh and back from the dead by the way
Yeah, ghost! Yeah! Poltergeists!
And we pretty much amazin’
Can we hear the ghost song please? I got you!
Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party
Verse 1: Remember I used to live, adequate, days I was animate
Now it’s ghouls and ghosts, hidin’ in your cabinet
Stay away, stay away, I’m the Reaper
Now when I go shop, all that I want seems cheaper
I remember got dismembered as a man I was so dull
And now I scare on all the pretty girls with own skull
I love my gravestone, call it my home
Mystical style, Mystikal “danger!” I moan
I can make these people run like for their lives
Horror, wet their pants with floating knives
And I could care less ‘bout who drives
It doesn’t matter, I’m not the one that survives
This is real true, just tellin’ you what I know
Got get the Myst’ry Team, but I ain’t got a mask yo
And Casper, thank you for the rap
Now we play like we are friendly
Until we scare their crap, like BOO!
Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!
Verse 2: Though I may be a little body withdrawn
Somebody tell Tip that I’m not “Dead & Gone”
Cuz this ghost thing’s nothing like “Ghost” see
A disaster, not at all like Casper
Livin’ in Hereafter, floating through like Rapture
Tryin’ to guess what did matter, in the time you capture
Afterlife you master, Poltergeist and such
Where you at? “Here’s Johnny!” That’s a little much
They say, “Why you haunting all the Earth for?”
I say you folks scare easy, good horror
This autumn don’t call Ghostbusters any-more
I’m a ghost, don’t think to lock up your doors
And let me scream with ya, don’t let you’re dreams get ya
I’m the spirit haunting Amityville has, blood drippa
This dude is, the coolest
So BOO! All true I’m the ghoul-est!
Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!
Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!
Chorus: Ayo I once was alive, all I had was a life
Mo livin’ mo problems
When you’re alive you’re afraid and stuff
Now I’m dead, flyin’ high like a ghost
So free how we be, ev’rybody gettin’ scared by us
Ayo I once was a guy, livin’ just a mundane life
Now I’m ratt’lin’ long chains and them folks screamin’ loud from us
Cuz scarin’ is hearty, afterlife is a party, I’m afterlivin’ up!
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