No way, you've slain me (this can't be)
Hahaha, I guess it's all over
This can't be

It's clear as balls that I
Have wasted all my life (this can't be)
Tryin' to take over the whole world, right
Just to end up bested by some twelve-year olds, ain't right (this can't be)
Ooh, loss was not deserved
Plan had six-hundred parts, got dismantled by those twerps (this can't be)
My army of machines all got hacked by half-nine
Missed my first cup of joe, still say I got robbed, right, don't get this (this can't be)
Ooh, how could their plan work?
They're all petty jerks, snipin' at each other (this can't be)
How can they say that they're friends? No way, ain't bros
I can't believe that I lost to these "heroes" (this can't be)
Good grief, I'm dead

When some dumb children stop ya (this can't be)
Friggin' children, that's just utter nonsense (this can't be)
Ah-ah, my plot's been foiled (this can't be)
No-o-o-o, whole plot's been foiled
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (this can't be)

Dead as shit
Cause of five little twits (this can't be)
I offered to make them rich
But they got some bullcrap "ethics" (this can't be)
But you may ask: why did they kill me
When they're all friggin' lame goodies (this can't be)?
Well, one is a clumsy moron
And he tripped into the self-destruct button (this can't be)
The power of love (love)
Thought that was bunk (this can't be) (total shit)
But right then, it blew up my ass
Which really sucks, need my ass-seat (this can't be) (ah, ha-a)

When five dumb children stop ya, sto-op ya, crazy (this can't be)
It's embarrassin' to put it softly, this plain blo-o-ows (this can't be)
Ah-ah, my plot's been foiled, really la-ame (this can't be)
No-o-o-o, whole plot's been foiled
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (this can't be)

These heroes are all clueless
How'd they find me here? They're so stupid, got no brains (this can't be)
Sure, I carved a skull into a mountain (this can't be)
Meant to swerve
Away thoughts, it's too obvious, ma-an (this can't be)
They saw through that? Hurts
It's completely damn unfair, these heroes are too bla-a-a-a-and (this can't be)
Hang on, shit (wait, shi-it)
Had a thought, wait a tick (yeah-eah) (this can't be)
Those fools didn't see through it
Took it at face value, bullshit (face value-ue) (this can't be) (ah, ha-a)

When five damn children stop ya (yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah), sto-op ya, crazy (this can't be)
Makes you want some booze to drown your sorrows, le-et the-e drink flo-oo-o-ow (this can't be)
Ah-ah, my plot's been foiled, blo-o-o-o-o-o-ows, yo-o (this can't be)
No-o-o-o, whole plot's been foiled (yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-eah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (this can't be)

Need more liquor, I feel sicker
Cause the list gets bigger of why I feel thicker (this can't be)
Like how those children took just two days
To take me down, you ask now "Could this be more lame?"
Ha, haven't got the slightest clue, do ya?
Sure you wanna know the awful truth, do ya (this can't be)?
Okay, let's talk about the strength they're carryin':
Zero, nada, bugger-all, all the same, no variance
Five dumb little brats, made me look a twat
But now that's all old hat, for now I'm dead as crap (this can't be)
Doesn't feel good, dyin' feels like shit, whoo
Damn, who could've foreseen this, bro (this can't be)?

Hang on, hang on, why a-are you laughin'?
There somethi-in' I'm lackin' (this can't be)?
I should have kno-own they'd beat me-e?
Children always win the day so ea-easily (this can't be)
I know, I know all o-of that nonsense
Thought that I-I could stop it (this can't be)
So much time was spe-ent on thi-is
Was it all for nothin' (yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah) (this can't be) (ah, ha-a)?

When some damn children stop ya, sto-op ya, crazy (yeah-eah, whoo) (this can't be)
You should rethink all of your life choices, can't do that, I'm dead, du-u-u-ude (this can't be)
Ah-ah, my plot's been foiled, sti-ill blo-ows (this can't be)
No-o-o-o, whole plot's been foiled
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (this can't be) (whoo, ah, ha-a)
Small group of children stopped ya (yeah-eah)? Sto-opped ya, crazy (this can't be)
You should hand your villain card right over, oh-oh, wa-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (this can't be)
Ah-ah-ah, my plot's been foiled, pretty crazy da-ay, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (this can't be)
No-o-o-o, whole plot's been foiled, oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (this can't be)
Yeah-eah, this can't be
Yeah-eah-heah-eah, this can't be
This can't be
Oh-oh, my plot's been foiled (this can't be)