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Song Parodies -> "Agony"
Original Song Title:
"Agony"
Original Performer:
Chris Pine And Billy Magnussen
Parody Song Title:
"Agony"
Parody Written by:
Marlon Brown
The Lyrics
I had a life before algebra.
What has he done to it?
Now i waist my day trying to decipher parenthetical math sentences
Agony,
beyond power of three
When the numbers you want
Are the only ones out of your reach
Ego sum in manga miseria
That is what i should say
When i have to go home and translate latin smut three pages a day
Why won’t quintus go to hell
Agony
Much more vulgar than yours
When you have to keep reading of slaves and their dealings and sex driven whores
Agony
Oh the trauma they’ll leave
What’s as exhausting
Or half so revolting
As the answers you need
Am i not intelligent
Careful meticulous
Driven excitable
rightly inquisitive
nerdy
You’re all a math teacher could wish for
Then why no
Do i know
That turner is mad
You know nothing of madness
Till you know the saddening ending
Of unit one’s setting
The people all running from
Volcanoes erupting
Eheu oh tempora oh god no why
Agony misery woe
Exam stress gets to me
When my hand is raised high
Motivation is low
The teacher’s out of reach (dammit)
Agony
My g.p.a. has died
Oh well high school
Bye bye
(end)
What has he done to it?
Now i waist my day trying to decipher parenthetical math sentences
Agony,
beyond power of three
When the numbers you want
Are the only ones out of your reach
Ego sum in manga miseria
That is what i should say
When i have to go home and translate latin smut three pages a day
Why won’t quintus go to hell
Agony
Much more vulgar than yours
When you have to keep reading of slaves and their dealings and sex driven whores
Agony
Oh the trauma they’ll leave
What’s as exhausting
Or half so revolting
As the answers you need
Am i not intelligent
Careful meticulous
Driven excitable
rightly inquisitive
nerdy
You’re all a math teacher could wish for
Then why no
Do i know
That turner is mad
You know nothing of madness
Till you know the saddening ending
Of unit one’s setting
The people all running from
Volcanoes erupting
Eheu oh tempora oh god no why
Agony misery woe
Exam stress gets to me
When my hand is raised high
Motivation is low
The teacher’s out of reach (dammit)
Agony
My g.p.a. has died
Oh well high school
Bye bye
(end)
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