I can't stop all my motion
And it's because I can't take this frustration
I can't find one damn location, gah
Real soon, I'm gonna pop, I swear
Hence my indignation
Goddamnit, not one stall
Seems to be free, that's not fair

When you can buy for a dollar
Well, I'm afraid I quaffed down eighteen big jugs of water
I don't really like downstairs pain, see
I need to go and find a spot in which to drain it (daily struggle)
So I ask you, bud, why must you make my poor brain fume, bud
By bein' in the place that I must
Be before I get consumed (it's not fair, it's not fair)
By pain and more strife that I've ever had in my life (pain)?
I need to know what's wrong in your mind
Why must you do the same thing I do (it's not fair, it's not fair)?

It's occupied? Lame, it's occupied
Not what I want, dude
Occupied? Great, now I must find
Somewhere without you
Occupied? Lame, it's occupied
Not what I want, true
Occupied? Great, no, I don't like
Stalls occupied
No, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Occupied
Ee-yeah-eah, ee-yeah-eah-eah (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)

Movin' on to the next one in here
Will it open wide? Course not, oh dear (yeah-eah)
Third one, the fourth, all got folks in there
At first I knock, then I rock walls with my bare hands (oh, nah)
No bathroom is empty, I fear
Why must ev'ryone drink beer after beer (ah-na-na-na-a)?
Always should be one stall reserved, kept clear (yeah)
For cases like me, really severe (yeah)
Mmm-mmm, my situation is dear
It's the fourth bar where restrooms aren't clear
If my bladder explodes, I'll sue you assholes
Whole friggin' block will find that my threat's sincere

Ev'ry buildin', house and hold
All somehow has a swarm of drunkards who withhold
The one refuge that I
Need to be free from pain
So I ask you, bud, what the hell am I s'pposed to do, bud
When ev'ry single door that I touch
Brings the same problem? I fume

They're occupied? Lame, they're occupied
Not what I want, dude
Occupied? Great, why can't I find
Somewhere with no you?
Occupied? Lame, it's occupied
Not what I want, true
Occupied? Great, no, I don't like (badda-bang-bang-bang)
Stalls occupied (don't like them)
No, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Occupied
Ee-yeah-eah, ee-yeah-eah-eah (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Occupied, each single time
Have to leave quick, give the next one a try, yo
Occupied, hate all these guys
Wish I could punt you but I must fly

At this point, wish I could fold
No space inside those dorms, nowhere that I can hold
My friend with the one eye
This whole town lacks a space, this won't end
So I ask you, bud, do you have advice I can use, bud?
Don't wanna ruin all of my duds
Just cause there's no empty room (it's not fair, it's not fair)
What, "just go outside"? Ain't gon' be doin' that, yeah right (mate)
I might be close to blowin' up, I
Still have a few standards, why don't you (yeah-eah-eah)?

All occupied? Lame, all occupied (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Not what I want, dude
Occupied? Great, afraid that I (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Might blow up on you
Occupied? Lame, all occupied (occupied, occu-occu-occupied)
Not what I want, true
Occupied? Great, this isn't right (badda-bang-bang-bang)
Stalls occupied (don't like them)
Occupied, ev'ry damn time
Just want to piss, give the next block a try, yo (stalls occupied)
Occupied, hate all these guys (ee-yeah-eah)
Assholes who dare use this before I, god (ee-yeah-eah-eah , occupied)
Occupied, ev'ry damn time (no)
Gettin' desp'rate, give the next town a try, yo (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, occupied)
Occupied, hate all these guys
Alley? I won't use that, gross, alright