-> "Kentucky"
Original Song Title:
"Get Lucky"
Parody Song Title:
"Kentucky"
The Lyrics
I'm a stallion in some sneakers
The big race I'm winning
Ignored the jockey's whipping (ugh)
He keeps this up, I'm quitting
(Bucked)
Weaved... to and fro... on the track... I'm a pro
Raised bets... on this star... and fat stacks... aren't too far
As fast as light when I run
With all my might, Legs have spun
Put up a fight like a Hun
The trophy's mine in Kentucky
Once lived with swine on a farm
Those days weren't fine, I've got smarm
I crossed the line in great form
Y'all lost your minds in Kentucky
Athletes you'll find in Kentucky
Kissed my behind in Kentucky
Not in a bind in Kentucky
Watched me unwind in Kentucky
This event's huge with horsemen
My sprint earns a fortune
I'm filled with endorphins
Even got the bronies swarmin' (ah)
Peeved... when you lost... all your bucks... now you're cross
Dimwits... chose a horse... that's not strong... with the force
You'll blink your eyes and I'm gone
I'll win the prize when I'm done
Don't be surprised when I've won
While swatting flies in Kentucky
I'll give a ride to this punk
You'll see me glide with my spunk
By chicks I'm eyed, I'm a hunk
Might find my bride in Kentucky
Beat my best time in Kentucky
Earned more than dimes in Kentucky
I'm in my prime in Kentucky
An upward climb in Kentucky
(I'll pay off all my debt
There is no need to fret
I might go see the vet
Dude, I am not your pet)
I'll take off like a jet (much faster)
I'm quicker than Corvettes (once I left my pen)
Won't need a knight or a buggy
Since I'm so bright in Kentucky
My mane looks nice, It's not fluffy
Won't roll that dice when I'm running
You'll snag a slice of that money
Hoof's chilled on ice in Kentucky
Scored a goldmine in Kentucky
Don't miss bovines in Kentucky
Won't hear me whine in Kentucky
Sugar cubes dined in Kentucky
Speed (I'm not confined to Kentucky)
Of a car (But I don't mind this Kentucky)
If I'm snubbed (I kicked behinds in Kentucky)
It's bizarre (You've all declined since you're sucky)
Impressed (You're all despised in Kentucky)
With my charge (I'm idolized in Kentucky)
The wind gust (Seen your demise in Kentucky)
Is so large (Heed my advice and stop rushing)
So full of pride I'm da bomb
Want me inside your sitcom
Seen worldwide even Guam
Now I reside in Kentucky
It's not a crime to kick butt
I'm so sublime when I strut
Just like a mime you'll be hushed
You'll drag some slime in Kentucky
I'll lap you twice since you're rusty
Take my advice and try rugby
At exercise you're quite sucky
My paradise is Kentucky
They've built a shrine it's quite nutty
They love equine in Kentucky
Might race canines in Kentucky
But horses shine since we're lucky
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