-> "Reekless"
Original Song Title:
"Speechless"
Parody Song Title:
"Reekless"
The Lyrics
Somethin' 'bout me just ain't right, a big diff'rence that you
Won't notice if you stared, it's not a mad look there, that's the truth
And I don't sound like a mess so I'm afraid I'll need you
To come closer by, don't use your ears or eyes, third sense to use
No, my skin texture's fine, one more try, no, put that tongue away, weird guy
Just take a whiff of me and you'll find
I'm reekless
Only part that smells is any snack mess
Other than that, I don't have my own scent
Think you're confused? Think 'bout how I feel, dude
'Cause I'm reekless
Can believe me, it ain't just a weak scent
You can bury your face in my armpit
And all that you'll find is hair, it's true
I'm reekless
How this could happen, I don't know, somethin' weird in my genes
The cleanest DNA, wish I could be paid to clone it
No-one would miss people who dump perfume, don't like 'em
Neither would it hurt to ditch the clouds of Axe, wouldn't mind it
Said I'm reekless
Seem to resist any sort of bad stench
Do still shower though sometimes I forget
Knots in my 'do is how I tell, it's true
'Cause I'm reekless
Nothin' to describe as a pure "me" scent
Good or bad? I'm neither, on a clean fence
Noses only find me when I toot
I'm reekless, yeah-eah, buddy, mmm-mmm-hmm-mmm
I must be honest, I do feel like I don't really exist at times
'Cause even though I'm there in your eyes
I'm reekless
A blank 'cause I have no scent
Kinda hard to notice
Somethin' in you still notices the truth
Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, I'm reekless
All uncanny valley with my blank scent
I both stick out and stay beneath notice
How else did you miss that knife in you?
I'm reekless, ho, I gotcha, buddy
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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