-> "Don't Weep, He's a Clone"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Leave Me Alone"
Original Performer:
David Guetta ft. Anne-Marie
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Weep, He's a Clone"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Ooh-ooh
There's no need to cry, he's not important
Got a couple dozen others left
It's not like he'll end up inside a coffin
'Cause he's not that inert, he'll melt in a sec
He was never what you'd call "alive" today
Before he took rockets to the face, but as long as there's fuel in the station
We'll pop out two more each day, put tears away
No need to feel shame, truth's what I'm sayin'
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't let the tears flow
You might feel uneasy, not how this should go
If you're gettin' angry, I'm here to say: don't
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't weep, he's a clone (please, he's a)
Don't weep, he's a
Ah, ah, clone
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, clone
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
I know that I sound like a right bastard
Wavin' off the murder like a joke (ooh-ooh)
But that's not a person that got splattered
Let the big machine work, you'll get a new Joe
We need to leave the battlefield now anyway
So many other clones here await their inevitable degradation
Not just the ones who ate a launched grenade
Their clock tattoos weren't just decoration
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't let out a moan
Thought it would be easy to just let it go
When we brought them in, we made clear they've no souls
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't weep, he's a clone (please, he's a)
Don't weep, he's a
Ah, ah, clone
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, clone
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah (don't weep, he's a)
Don't have cause to weep, please
Don't be such a dope
Don't have cause to weep, please
No
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't let the tears flow (ah, ah, clone)
It's like gettin' weepy over some burnt toast (ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, clone)
Programmed to be friendly, it's not all your fault (ah, ah, clone)
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't weep, he's a clone (ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, please, he's a clone)
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't let out a moan (ah, ah, clone)
Gettin' kinda freaky how much you care, so (ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, clone)
I'll shout you some whiskey, drown the feels, let's go (ah, ah, clone)
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't weep, he's a clone (ah, ah-ah-ah-ah)
Just give it a few weeks, you won't care, no joke
Don't have cause to weep, please, don't weep, he's a clone
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