Du-u-u-u-u-ude

Can't take you out all around town
You've got this habit I don't like
No-one else round can stand it now
And you don't try to hide
I'm glad you've managed to-o quit smokin'
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Can deal with that e-ci-ig you're totin'
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
It's your attitude tha-at I'm spurnin', i-it needs curbin'
Be-e-etter cut it ou-out
I get it, right

No, I don't need you to explain it, bud
I'm well aware that you're a vapin' nut
That info isn't very useful, but
What's worse is your tone, contemptuous
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, v-va-v-vapin' nut
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh (oh, oh)

Don't need to know ev'ry time, no
It's not a revelation, right
Your Facebook's slathered in this crap
And we're not dumb or blind
Sometimes I think it's rea-eally hopeless
Uh, ooh-yeah
To think that one day, you-ou'll stop goin'
Uh, ooh-yeah
On and on abou-out your yearnin' fo-or fake burnin'
A-Asshole, cut it ou-out
We get it, right

There's nothin' you need to explain for us
We're all aware that you're a vapin' nut
It isn't a surprise, should know that, bud
If you don't then, you're delirious
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, v-va-v-vapin' nut
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, v-va-v-vapin' nut

Oh-oh
Ho!
Uh, ooh-yeah
Whu-oh-oh

A vapin' nut, big vapin' nut (uh-uh, ooh-yeah)
Please don't explain it agai-ain
We know that you're a vapin' nut, huge vapin' nut
Kind of explained it to dea-eath (love vapin')
A vapin' nut, big vapin' nut
We know, we get it, you pri-ick (we know, we get it, you pri-ick, we know, we get it, you pri-ick)

Each time we meet up, you explain to us
The reason you're a giant vapin' nut
I'm sure once it was fascinatin', but
We couldn't care less, just face it, bud
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, v-va-v-vapin' nut
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, v-va-v-vapin' nut