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Song Parodies -> "Shut It On My Thumb"
Original Song Title:
"Lovers on the Sun"
Original Performer:
David Guetta ft. Sam Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Shut It On My Thumb"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
A simple tale of major achiness.
I'm in a rush, I'm in a rush, the situation's dire
So late for work, regret last night with its unendin' pints
I can't delay, I can't delay to keep a close eye
On my digits when out the door I need to fly out, right
Long as it's locked, it's fine
Well, that was dumb
I've only gone and shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Door went ka-thunk, I shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I've only gone and shut it on my thumb
It's turnin' blue, it's turnin' blue, at least it's not quite gore
Cause that's not appealin', not appealin' when it's half-past four
Make an untidy friggin' mess when work starts at five?
I feel so stupid, can't appraise it at this precious time
Still hope that I can drive
Come on, turn numb
I had to go and shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Damn door went thump, I shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I had to go and shut it on my thumb
I'm in a rush, I'm in a rush, the sitch is now more dire
Just gained more hurt, car door slammed right onto my thumb, left side
So late for work, regret last night with its unendin' pints
I can't delay, I can't delay to keep a close eye
On my digits when out the door I need to fly out, right
Long as it's locked, it's fine
Well, that was dumb
I've only gone and shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Door went ka-thunk, I shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I've only gone and shut it on my thumb
It's turnin' blue, it's turnin' blue, at least it's not quite gore
Cause that's not appealin', not appealin' when it's half-past four
Make an untidy friggin' mess when work starts at five?
I feel so stupid, can't appraise it at this precious time
Still hope that I can drive
Come on, turn numb
I had to go and shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Damn door went thump, I shut it on my thumb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I had to go and shut it on my thumb
I'm in a rush, I'm in a rush, the sitch is now more dire
Just gained more hurt, car door slammed right onto my thumb, left side
Whether smashing your left thumb in the car door makes sense depends on whether or not the driver's side is on the right (like mine) or on the left (like most of my audience).
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