-> "Dragged On (Asshole)"
Original Song Title:
"Takyon (Death Yon)"
Parody Song Title:
"Dragged On (Asshole)"
The Lyrics
Dragged me on
Dragged-dragged me on (dragged me-me-me-me on (on))
Dragged me on
Dragged-dragged
Don't want this, I don't want
No good at improvisation
Never tried that actin' stuff
When I'm put on the spot, small heart attack
Pretty sure that I've told you enough (drag-drag)
Pressure may make you inspired
My brain just explodes
Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Hell no, said "No!", you won't abate with this, dragged on
Held tight, not right, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Dragged me on
What should I do? Feel like a prat
Really confused 'bout how I should act (drag-drag)
Man, I don't know, I'm already so defeated
Just give me some direction, you hack
Where do I go? What's my name? Basic prose
I need a little kick 'fore I can do this crap
A blank page? Can't do that
Other things like this I've seen don't pull this crap (drag-drag)
They ask for a name, place after that
Then an object, maybe some other crap
Then all on the stage can bounce off all of that
You're not givin' anything, no wonder I'm mad (dragged on)
Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Said "no", you schmoe, never said "Yay!" to this, dragged on
Spotlight's not mine, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Me on
Dragged on, just what I'd hoped I'd avoid right here
Told your goons "No!", I guess they just failed
To notice, just didn't hear (drag-drag)
Even though it should be clear
That I'd rather stay right here
On this old chair that hurts my rear
Force me on like draggin' a brat's ear (drag-drag)
What kind of bullshit show is this?
Where any "no" gets met with guilt trips
If I wanted some forced participation
Nope, trick question, don't want this, I don't want
Criminal action? Line might be crossed
Who is to say? Not you, for sure
Do you even have a bloody script?
Never gone this far before (drag-drag)
When we're at home, your shtick's bad enough
This is rotten to the core
Dragged on, all alone now, lookin' really dumb
Dragged on, hopin' the crowd realises how much this sucks
Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Hell no, said "No!", I'm not okay with this, dragged on
Wish I could fly, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Dragged me on
Want my ticket refunded right quick
You told me that this was a play
Not more forced-improv bullshit
That I've told you that I hate (drag)
The rage I feel can't be calmed with pills
Or a mantra, I wanna throw blows
You will be dead or at least you'll wish you were
Just how it goes
Dragged on to a stage as some kinda "joke"
Been dragged on, when I wanted straight nothin' like it, bro
Give it up, twit, you knew about it
Stop with it or get decked through the wall
Dragged on, dragged me-me-me-me on (on)
Six-six-six million ways you've lied, douche
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