-> "Soothe My Soles"
Original Song Title:
"Soothe My Soul"
Parody Song Title:
"Soothe My Soles"
The Lyrics
I'm shopping for shoes
Sick of bunions now
Cause I need new boots
In bath salts my feet drowned
I keep wincing: "Ouch"
Walking I roar
Heels are aching
Painful floor
That Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Cause jogging's a pain, Please soothe my soles
Each step has me strain, Please soothe my soles
Arches are slain, Please soothe my soles
Feet are my bane (Feet are my bane)
Right down the drain (Right down the drain)
Drives me insane (Drives me insane)
Hurts till I faint (Hurts till I faint)
These blisters are huge
Apply to heal, Moleskin
These sneakers are chewed
My dog keeps gnawing
I can't win a race
Dance or hike
Help I'm needing
Get my feet analyzed
And Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Podiatrist, Help me soothe my soles
That Tinactin spray helps soothe my soles
Those warts wreck my day, Please soothe my soles
Pull out Freeze Away (Out Freeze Away)
Skin's turning gray (Skin's turning gray)
My toes are flayed (My toes are flayed)
I can't ballet (I can't ballet)
Those slippers won't do
I need some Nikes
My shin's black and blue
Flats are pricey!
I can't hop
On fire it seems
No ice skating
And can't ski
That Dr. Scholl's helps to soothe my soles
Doc use your brain to soothe my soles
You'll hear me complain come soothe my soles
Dreamwalk's attained to soothe my soles
Each step that I take needs soothed, I know
I felt my calves break, I'm screwed, I know
No piece of cake, Come soothe my soles
My tootsies ache, Please soothe my soles
My skin's cracked like clay (skin's cracked like clay)
Flipflops are so frayed, Won't soothe my soles
Ankle is sprained and soothe my soles
I'm in dismay (I'm in dismay)
And getting crazed!
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