-> "Hatch"
Original Song Title:
"Latch"
Original Performer:
Disclosure ft. Sam Smith
Parody Song Title:
"Hatch"
The Lyrics
Si-itti-in'
Si-itti-in'
Si-itti-in'
Du-ude, I feel so-o numb cause I'm stu-uck here sitti-in' do-own (si-itti-in')
You-ou, you should free-ee me, sure your a-arse is nice and round (si-itti-in')
Tha-at may sound cree-eepy, but let me-e explai-ain right no-o-ow (si-itti-in')
I-I'm hatchin' ou-out, mate, this real wei-eird egg that I found (si-itti-in')
Si-itti-in'
This thing unde-er my bu-utt
Is such a mystery, bu-u-ud
Green and red spo-ots? That's nu-u-u-uts
No equipment, just bu-u-utts, buddy
Man, my a-arse i-is in real pain
But I-I can't stop it, true-ue (si-itti-in')
Want to know what's i-insi-ide there, mate
Must ha-atch this egg here soo-oon (si-itti-in')
Please stop ca-alli-in' me insane
What I-I tell is the tru-uth (si-itti-in')
What's inside this e-egg mu-ust escape
Must ha-atch this egg here soo-oon (si-itti-in')
I-I'm so ena-amoured with this e-egg, might want a-a clu-utch (si-itti-in')
No-o, you can't ha-ave it, I don't ca-are if you skipped lunch (si-itti-in')
Ho-ow do birds do-o this without their brai-ains escapin' thei-eir hea-ea-eads (si-itti-in')?
Ho-ope that I do-on't mee-eet it's mum, thing's bi-igge-er tha-an my bed (si-itti-in')
Wha-at's i-in this egg (si-itti-in')?
Wha-at's i-in there?
Will it think I-I'm it's mu-um?
Will it want to eat my gu-u-uts?
Will it want a-a big hu-u-u-ug?
Will it just be your lu-u-unch, buddy?
'Til then, it wi-ill be stu-uck
Beneath my very sore bu-u-utt
May be warm to-o the tou-ou-ou-ouch
I feel this might take mo-o-onths, buddy
If there's no-o bea-east in here, mate
I'll fee-eel like such a foo-ool (si-itti-in')
All my time will ha-ave been a waste
No ha-atchin'? That ain't coo-ool (si-itti-in')
Lower spi-ine's i-in so much pain
Cut me-e a break, won't you-ou (si-itti-in')?
Won't be hard to si-it i-in my place
And ha-atch this little du-ude, ah-ah (si-itti-in')
Should ha-atch this little du-ude (must ha-atch this li-i-i-i-ittle dude)
Please ha-atch this little du-ude (bro, I need to kno-o-ow) (si-itti-in')
Ha-atch this little du-ude (see what beast'll pop ou-ou-ou-out?)
I nee-eed to know the tru-uth (I need to know, I need to kno-o-o-o-ow)
I need to know, I need to kno-o-o-o-ow (si-itti-in')
Si-itti-in'
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