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Song Parodies -> "Thwart Zombie Attacks"
Original Song Title:
"5% Cash Back"
Original Performer:
Discover Card
Parody Song Title:
"Thwart Zombie Attacks"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Zombie parody #7.
Carbine,
Shotgun,
Pistols too,
Sling blade lopper,
Wrench,
Crude tools
Swing axe,
Arrows,
Daggers,
Pick
Burning petrol,
Bats, sticks
Swinging batons,
Sword attack,
Heavy objects,
Thwart Zombie attacks!
Shotgun,
Pistols too,
Sling blade lopper,
Wrench,
Crude tools
Swing axe,
Arrows,
Daggers,
Pick
Burning petrol,
Bats, sticks
Swinging batons,
Sword attack,
Heavy objects,
Thwart Zombie attacks!
Note: There are 3 of these songs. My parody is the one that begins Cuban and deals with food :)
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Had to read it through before I realized your source. I have seen those commercials. If the Apocalypse comes, how are those credit card companies going to be repaid?
At least the national debt won't matter ;-)
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