May be true that we're all buds
We don't need a group hug right now, mate, right now, mate
I'm allergic to that mush
Keep me out your group hug, it's just lame, it's just lame

Feels like a pillow? Don't feed me lies
It's just a pile of sweaty guys, sweaty guys (ah-ooh)
I won't be formin' more piles of meat
That I won't be allowed to eat, not for me (ah-ooh)
I don't think it's fair to say I don't care
'Bout our friendship, can't deny that more
Don't want armpit hair in my nose right there
That's all I'll get from this awkward form (ah-ooh)

Won't deny that we're tight buds
Just don't want a group hug at all, mate, at all, mate
To be that close to your butt
Takes points from your group hug, I'm afraid, I'm afraid
I just, I just have to say no when you
Ask me if I wanna scooch close (ah-ooh)
Just face it, I'm no fan of mush
Which includes this group hug cause it's lame, cause it's lame

There's more to mention here, I detest
How the hug lasts more than you need, than you need, uh, ah (ah-ooh)
It's really awkward, uh, don't have the time, ah
To hold on to you sweaty guys, sweaty guys (ah-ooh)
Redundant? Don't care, you're not bein' fair
You're immune to your own scent, you dork
Don't want folks to stare as we all stand there
Huggin' out in public, I abhor, mate (ah-ooh)

Not ashamed to say we're buds
Don't think we should group hug (whoo!) at this place (c'mon), at this place (lame)
Publicly displayin' mush
No fan, let's not group hug (na), watch my face, watch my face (whoo!)
Red like, red like a tomato when you
Pull me (whoo!) into your five-man grope (ah-ooh, hey)
I just don't get how you don't blush
Durin' ev'ry group hug, it looks lame, it looks lame

Dude, I still want to be friends
Both with you and with all of them
Just because Jim just got hitched
Doesn't mean we should hug 'til we're sore

Ah-ooh (whoo!)
Other ways to show we're buds (we're the best of buds, but)
Than your need for group hugs, please refrain, please refrain
Set my watch if I wore one (don't wear one)
By your calls for group hugs, it's insane (mate), it's insane
No touch, no touchy-feely bro, it's true (no touchie)
Somethin' you should (I think that you should) already know (ah-ooh)
I wig out at the sign of mush
Hence I don't like group hugs, they're so lame, they're so lame (super lame)