Song Parodies -> "The Avengers"

Original Song Title:

"The Motto"

Original Performer:

Drake feat. Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"The Avengers"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

(Tony Stark)
I’m the Iron Man. Don’t you see the armor?
So much money, what you think I am, a dairy farmer?
Live uptown, New Stark Tower’s biiiiiig
And all the girls love me ‘cause I’m such a charmer
Got all my crew, they’re all in the tower too
Working hard, steady building, there’s much to do
Big bang, fighting monster outer space thangs
Still saved the day with my gang, whole game changed

(Steve Rogers)
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
Eighty years old, still throwing my shield, uh
I am the Captain so you better step back
I’m for peace, let me say, I’ll defend it every day, okay?
Get involved whenever somebody acts up
My team’s good, we don’t really need a back up
World War? Fought one, played it like a recess
Took the nazis out, always reppin for the US!

(Natasha Romanoff)
I’m scary, creeping in through your window
Pistols on my hips, leather suit, I’m the Widow
We got another sharpshooter, did you see him?
He knows, even with a bow and arrow, we don’t really need him

(Clint Barton)
Wow! That’s how you feel man?
That’s really how you feel?
I got a good bow, I could shoot you on the real
I mean, of course, I won’t; Then again maybe I will
So you better recognize you know the deal, We’re Avengers, what’s up?

Now we gonna battle
All you do is prattle
You better get ready for the ride �' bring a saddle
And we battle every day, every day, every day
Like a Sega Genesis: not a game you wanna play
Every day, every day, we’ll be winning anyway
Superheroes coming through to save the day
We’re Avengers, what's up?

(Thor)
One guy, I’m one guy
I’m knocking people out, knock em sky high
ugh- Hammer’s messing people up
Only wielded by the worthy, no one else can pick it up
From Asgard, we in this place
Built the universe like a tree in this place
I’m the cutest guy that you’ll see in this place
Oh? Don’t think so? Come say it to my face
(Hulk)
I’m one guy, big deal
Who’s stronger? Get real
You’re stupid. Don’t make me mad.
I’m take you out…you and your dad! YEAH!
I’m so much meaner, like the grass on the other side
I will still be greener
Funny how people always see me and stammer
No contest, you are just a lame with a hammer
But, Loki’s the one I want…
BAM BAM BAM! Puny God!
Oh my God, Loki, you got knocked out! Brucey!!

Now we gonna battle
All you do is prattle
You better get ready for the ride �' bring a saddle
And we battle every day, every day, every day
Like a Sega Genesis: not a game you wanna play
Every day, every day, we’ll be winning anyway
Superheroes coming through to save the day
We’re Avengers, what's up?

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Matthias - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment

Hands down the best parody I've read in awhile. I'm a big Avengers fan and the fact that you gave everybody a unique voice while staying true to the oddities of the OS really makes this one pop for me. I personally would love to hear this one recorded. I hate to say it but this one knocks my own parody of it out of the water.

Marevel Fan - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment

You switched identity format and forgot to list Barton as Hawkeye! Thor is Donald Blake and Hulk is Bruce Banner. All of this makes the parody uneven, so 4-4-4.

Marvel Fan - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment

Oopsy!!! Dang typo!!!

Max Power - June 15, 2015 - Report this comment

555 universes wiped out by the Infinity Gauntlet with Robert Downey Jr.'s head ripped off.

Agrimorfee - June 15, 2015 - Report this comment

A few great lines here and subs here. I love how you found that spot for Loki, and you used Avengers to sub the n-word. I am a bit disappointed in seeing so many words and lines lifted from the OS.

bobpiecheese - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A bit disappointed by the repeated chorus and lack of Nick Fury, but otherwise this was friggin' spot on. Excellent parody, 555!

Abbott Skelding - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Like Harry Potter, Star Wars, Transformers and the like...The Avengers is something that automatically goes right over my head. That isn't your fault, but this parody did nothing for me.

Comic Geek - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Abbott, I have to ask- when we're you born? Or have you lived under a rock since the 1970s? SW, HP, TR, and Marvel Superheroes are ALL globally loved and we'll received. Avengers has brought in billions of dollars globally and like Star Wars is a phenomenon. Movie premieres and trilogies are beloved events. If you don't understand the materials go check the movies out on Netflix, Xfinity, or whatever source you can. Go to a comic store and pick up some graphic novels. But don't put down others that favor this type of material. If you don't understand it, you have no right to rate it.

Blaydeman - June 17, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I enjoyed all the different perspectives a lot, and this song is no easy task as far as adding information. Yes, OS lyrics were lifted, but for the most part, I felt they fit. Very nice work!

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