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Song Parodies -> "Trash Disposal"

Original Song Title:

"Antisocial"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran & Travis Scott

Parody Song Title:

"Trash Disposal"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

No, not the garbage disposal in the sink, I've never had one of those. This is about the garbage collection man, in particular the metaphorical garbage the poor bastard has to deal with...
I meet rude people yellin' at me now and all because of garbage

I'm the guy that you know but don't know (yeah)
When I come 'round ev'ry week, it's no joke (legit)
If I don't then the mess you'll leave (brah)
Smells, oh no (ayy)
In trash disposal, most folks don't care (ayy)
They're only mad when they're the dope there (ayy, nonsense)
Made mistakes, don't deny that, they're low, though (ayy, nonsense, nonsense)
Way more assholes who can't believe (straight up)
That my rounds are all the same
So won't pop 'round to their place
One day past their mad keg rage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
Still dozens, still dozens, still dozens of filled-with-shite bins
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
So rare the problem they holler is really mine (straight up)
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
Trash dumpin', trash dumpin', trash dumpin' on you, might try it
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
Check ev'ry bin for wallets? Just don't have the time, yeah

Crikey, crikey, crikey, crikey, crikey, crikey, crikey
Crikey, move, crikey, move your car, really in the road
This arm I use, arm I use can't stretch, dude (pew), can't stretch, dude
A-A-Although even if it could, I know you'd fume, know you'd fume
'Bout what few, few, few, few bits of trash fell on your Volvo (ooh, yeah)
P-P-Please consider if I've really missed you (doubt)
Or you didn't check what day collection had been switched to (yeah)
Sometimes public holidays can make the schedule diff'rent (can't avoid)
But also it can not change, either way, big fits (legit)
I've got no time for your rage
'Cause you can't check one web page
Honestly leavin' me drained
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
You wanna, you wanna, you wanna not be a client?
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
I just take trash, the compost is another guy (straight up)
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
Jerk stuffin', jerk stuffin', jerk stuffin', tempted to try it
Don't bug me, don't bug me, don't bug me as I roll by, yeah
Happy to ignore your dumb rants on the phone line

Don't bug me, yeah-eah-eah-eah

Of all the singles on that collaboration album Ed did, this one made the least sense. How the hell is it my favourite?!

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Duc4AmIRight - July 19, 2024 - Report this comment
This was great bobpiecheese! You and I are two of the most established authors on this site!
bobpiecheese - July 19, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Ducs. You are absolutely right. We both submit a quality parody every day.

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