Ah, here you are at last
We're part of SEAL Team VI
Remember when you blew our Towers down?
Oh, how you laughed and laughed
But us, we weren't laughing
It took a decade but we've tracked you to this compound

Get set to meet your virgins
Least the ones in your head
Over three hundred million
People really want you dead!

You ran to Pakistan
Just north of Islamabad
Their president swore that you were not here
(You) Said you'd give your left eye
To keep this place a secret
So we'll oblige you; hope that you don't get "swimmer's ear"

We know you run al Queda
Filling the world with dread
You can forget surrender
'Cause we only want you dead!

Good riddance, bin Laden (*gunshot*)
Whoops, did you need those brains, dude?
I think there is a lesson to be learned:
We will not live in fear
We will stop all terrorists
And, by the way, we've ensured Barack a second term

We played much "Call of Duty"
Practiced shots to the head
Don't care if you were unarmed
We only wanted you dead!
We only wanted you dead!
We only wanted you dead!