-> "Fight Like A Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Fight Like A Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Fight Like A Blue"
The Lyrics
Naismith's head is a weapon of war
Big Rom is our weapon of choice
With Galloway and Browning
With Lennon, McCarthy
And Howard in goal
Roberto had a dream
We'll fight to the death
We'll fight for control
We always bottle the Derby
But one day, we'll get our revenge
We'll make Goodison sing
With a Phil Jagielka free kick at the end
This is our battle cry
I’m giving you a head start
You’re going to need it
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
'Cause I fight like a blue
We are under attack
What is the body count?
I’ve lost track
Now that Gerrard's gone to America
This will be fun
Chelsea tried to buy Stones, Bob told them to get stuffed
And we beat them 3-1
We always bottle the Derby
But one day, we'll get our revenge
We'll make Goodison sing
With a Phil Jagielka free kick at the end
This is our battle cry
I’m giving you a head start
You’re going to need it
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
'Cause I fight like a blue
It’s so easy to lose
So many seasons filled with pain
Who will Martinez choose?
Not Oviedo, he's injured again
And if you know your history
We are no tinpot team
We're a grand old team to support
Down at Goodison Park
No mercy, it’s a bit too late
The game is on
Don't run, don't hide, don't wait
We remember Luis Suarez
Put him in a cone of shame
We remember the 4-0 thumping
In that fateful Derby game
This is our battlecry
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Even if you're Tony Hibbert
You can fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
’Cause I fight like a blue
I’ll get my revenge on the Kop or at least 11 of the red scum playing in it
And if I end up with several red cards
Well, I know that you’ll understand
’Cause I fight like a blue
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